Sergeant Wilson Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 FYI just because I glance at a pretty lady on the subway it doesn't mean I'm some mad, creepy b*****d that wants to bury my face her in arse. Merry Christmas though. x ^^^lifted off the subway for harassing women. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 There's your bib for Christmas dinner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 I've just clocked this in the father in laws kitchen. ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1450949807.891654.jpg I hope it's my Christmas present, along with a set of boulders. Are you going to drown yourself in it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 I've just clocked this in the father in laws kitchen. ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1450949807.891654.jpg I hope it's my Christmas present, along with a set of boulders. Anything you can accidentally set on fire and then use 'the first rag to hand' to put it out? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 I've just clocked this in the father in laws kitchen. ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1450949807.891654.jpg I hope it's my Christmas present, along with a set of boulders. Didnt know Lichtie1320 was your father-in-law Mozza. I Feel so sorry for you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 The Daily Mail caring about a stupid penguin more than 100,000 people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 The Daily Mail caring about a stupid penguin more than 100,000 people. Don't take it out on the penguin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Anyone else hear the 'penus' movie when the advert for Charlie Brown and snoopy is on? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 I would have expected better from the Mail. A penguin moved in down the street from us and the house prices dropped by 7.3%. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Has anyone checked that penguin isn't part of an ISIS cell? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 They could have done a better line on the strictly lass, like she Tan-Goes out of the show, bloody slackers. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Has anyone checked that penguin isn't part of an ISIS cell? The Caliphate of Cauldasfuckistan stands with ISIS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Sitting in Lima with the TV on waiting to head out. I put on ESPN and they were doing a top 10 worst plays of the week. Four of them were from Scotland. Bizarre to say the least. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 (edited) Sitting in Lima with the TV on waiting to head out. I put on ESPN and they were doing a top 10 worst plays of the week. Four of them were from Scotland. Bizarre to say the least. What's a worst play?Getting harassed by my mates for not going out but I absolutely refuse to, it's shite drinking on Christmas Eve!! Edited December 24, 2015 by 1320Lichtie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 What's a worst play? Getting harassed by my mates for not going out but I absolutely refuse to, it's shite drinking on Christmas Eve!! Go oot you miserable dick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Getting harassed by my mates for not going out but I absolutely refuse to, it's shite drinking on Christmas Eve!! It really isn't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Meh. Saving it for Boxing Day. The absolute best day of the year in my opinion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieInDundee Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 I'm amazed they celebrate Christmas in Arbroath. Thought the yokels would have some weird festival worshipping the sun or something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 I'm amazed they celebrate Christmas in Arbroath. Thought the yokels would have some weird festival worshipping the sun or something. You work here so watch what you're saying or I'll set the yokels on you. Arbroath is the big toon in Angus, we're used to being the big smoke City slickers my weegie friend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 I'm amazed they celebrate Christmas in Arbroath. Thought the yokels would have some weird festival worshipping the sun or something. Smoked turkey then fucked by the patriarchal figure. They swear by it... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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