Sergeant Wilson Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 I'll guess Mango.I was in Zero Degrees in Blackheath last night drinking their mango beer. Brilliant stuff. I needed it after eating the purely decorative scotch bonnet chilli they put on my pizza. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accies1874 Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 That's my last exam over which means I've finished school for good. Happy days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Cue loads of auld c***s like myself telling you how your in the real world now.... et cetera Thats you in the real world now btw Unless he's going to University, in which case he gets another 4/5 years of being a bum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Govanhill is hoaching with Romanians now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 My mate is asking if there are any tidy ones? And, How much they charging? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 I do have to laugh at these fans that infest these boards challenging other posters to " charity bets" I suspect it's an insecurity thing and they were once the subject of bullying or some other psychological trauma in their life . I hope you bet him £20 that it's not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Pikey Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 (edited) Found out that the dickhead that overturned his lorry at the roundabout near Falkirk Stadium the other day is a fuckin weasel of a man i can't stand.A face you would never tire of punching.Hope the Police done him rottten .I wish i had a picture of the crash with him in it.. Edited May 25, 2016 by Mr Pikey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Found out that the dickhead that overturned his lorry at the roundabout near Falkirk Stadium the other day is a fuckin weasel of a man i can't stand.A face you would never tire of punching.Hope the Police done him rottten .I wish i had a picture of the crash with him in it.. Charming. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Found out that the dickhead that overturned his lorry at the roundabout near Falkirk Stadium the other day is a fuckin weasel of a man i can't stand.A face you would never tire of punching.Hope the Police done him rottten .I wish i had a picture of the crash with him in it.. Red lorry, yellow lorry? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Found out that the dickhead that overturned his lorry at the roundabout near Falkirk Stadium the other day is a fuckin weasel of a man i can't stand.A face you would never tire of punching.Hope the Police done him rottten .I wish i had a picture of the crash with him in it.. Does his surname begin with an M? There could be a link here. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Pikey Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Care to elaborate? The most ignorant, sour faced c**t ever that has been my misfortune to have to deal with at work. Drives like a maniac, cannae wait for two seconds and is guaranteed to wipe out some poor b*****d one day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Just going to siphon the python when it becomes python the siphon. http://www.news.com.au/world/asia/thai-man-bloodied-but-unbowed-after-intimate-attack-by-snake/news-story/82070e004efe0ee952553c1cf8ca8675 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Just going to siphon the python when it becomes python the siphon. http://www.news.com.au/world/asia/thai-man-bloodied-but-unbowed-after-intimate-attack-by-snake/news-story/82070e004efe0ee952553c1cf8ca8675 If that had happened at work can you imagine the return to work interview? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Govanhill is hoaching with Romanians now. Guess I'll be moving there if I come back up North then 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Asparagus pee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Just as well he had a Slippery P..... Sorry Mozza I've been in the (male) I;m sick us f**k position for 3 days. Started to walk again today...the shop still sells beer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Yup - maybe we should start a petition? Should never be that hard to get drink near the Scottish national stadium Has there been a P&B political movement in the past? Have there been petitions &/or strongly worded letters sent from the masses? Although I'm still not liking the new Avvy I'm quite impressed with the new politico Throbs. I might grow to re-like you. Can you do a draft petition so we can see what you want us to sign, chairman Throb! Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 (edited) Plenty online petition websities etc these days. Lets do a proper modern day data misuse job and sign up all p&b members vie email address, with an opt out option hidden away in the bowels of the website Good shout, I know there's been a few vote my kids shit painting/sculpture ones but I'm talking about a SRS one. Where do I sign? Grimbo Edited May 27, 2016 by Grim O'Grady 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-36394917 The Chinese don't give a f**k about anything do they? Racism, democracy, the environment, human rights, animal rights. Love their Char Siu Pork Chow Mein though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Acquaintance of mine has just called their child "Penny"Nice enough name as long as yer surname's not "Given" Idiots 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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