DA Baracus Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 10 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Maybe you'd been violated by a poltergeist? One can dream 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 14 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Maybe you'd been violated by a poltergeist? Like that bit in Ghostbusters (ostensibly a kids film, remember) where Dan Akroyd is given a blow job (raped?) by a ghost. Whilst dressed as Napoleon, for some reason. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 9 hours ago, Eoin said: i remember these from when i was young, were decent Some bold nutritional claims there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 I had a pretty fucked up dream last night as well - I was at a party where half the guests were being nice to me and the other half absolutely hated me. There was one guy going crazy at me because I lost his keys and he was constantly chasing for me being absolutely horrible. I woke up feeling quite upset. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 I had a very weird dream last night also but I don't really want to discuss it as I'm still feeling a bit traumatised by it, and it's one of those dreams that really didn't make sense so explaining it would be difficult. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Given recent events, I don't think you should be encouraging P&B'ers to go into family restaurants asking for kids menus. The crayons and colouring pages should keep them occupied for a while I suppose. Perhaps, though I imagine half of them would end up eating them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 19 minutes ago, Rugster said: I had a very weird dream last night also but I don't really want to discuss it as I'm still feeling a bit traumatised by it, and it's one of those dreams that really didn't make sense so explaining it would be difficult. You're feeling traumatised by a dream? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 4 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: You're feeling traumatised by a dream? Yes. It involved mutilated bodies, a man with an axe, and a swimming pool full of jobbies. I am very traumatised. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Just now, Rugster said: Yes. It involved mutilated bodies, a man with an axe, and a swimming pool full of jobbies. I am very traumatised. Wimp. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 4 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Wimp. Outside ya c**t 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 I didn't go to work on Wednesday. I just didn't turn up, didn't tell anyone. I went in yesterday and nothing was said about my absence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 7 minutes ago, Smurph said: I didn't go to work on Wednesday. I just didn't turn up, didn't tell anyone. I went in yesterday and nothing was said about my absence. What was your prepared excuse if asked? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 I had a pretty fucked up dream last night as well - I was at a party where half the guests were being nice to me and the other half absolutely hated me. There was one guy going crazy at me because I lost his keys and he was constantly chasing for me being absolutely horrible. I woke up feeling quite upset. So, it was just like posting on here, apart from the keys bit then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Just been informed that the wee lass in this video now works at B&M bargains down the road from me. G-Bo(re) -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Skip to about 3:20, c**t goes arse over tit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 So, it was just like posting on here, apart from the keys bit then. More to do with a dispute at work I think! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Must be something in the water, I had a terrible dream last night as well, horrifying and like Rugster, not really sure how to describe it... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyerTon Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 1 hour ago, gavin_3110 said: Skip to about 3:20, c**t goes arse over tit. That's an ancient motor - a 1994 Peugeot 405 estate. Did he fall or was he tripped? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 'Read it before it was cool' type post IMO. It was already massively popular when I read it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 21 minutes ago, FlyerTon said: That's an ancient motor - a 1994 Peugeot 405 estate. Did he fall or was he tripped? I'm surprised you haven't posted what was number 1 in the month it was registered. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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