Shandon Par Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Pars fans are a troubled bunch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black and White Tragic Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Did your mum hive you a creme egg and a twix for breakfast? Breakfast, proper eggs with soldiers. That was before Edwina Currie ruined it for a generation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: Pars fans are a troubled bunch. Genuinely think I might be the only normal one. What with your dress sense, DA Baracus's f**k pram, Shooboax and his unhinged behaviour etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Shagging Hayden Panitierre etc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 7 minutes ago, Jimmy85 said: Genuinely think I might be the only normal one. What with your dress sense, DA Baracus's f**k pram, Shooboax and his unhinged behaviour etc. Your firmly aligned moral compass helps balance out the waywardness of the rest of us. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black and White Tragic Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 God I miss Puffa Puffa Rice. Now that was a cereal. I thought I'd been eating it until late primary school but recently read that they'd stopped making it a decade before that. So either I have excellent preschool memory ...or I was eating well out of date stuff? Either way, it was the best cereal, bar none. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 9 minutes ago, Black and White Tragic said: God I miss Puffa Puffa Rice. Now that was a cereal. I thought I'd been eating it until late primary school but recently read that they'd stopped making it a decade before that. So either I have excellent preschool memory ...or I was eating well out of date stuff? Either way, it was the best cereal, bar none. Your Maw was sooking the sugar of ricicles and spitting them back into the packet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black and White Tragic Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Your Maw was sooking the sugar of ricicles and spitting them back into the packet. That would be nothing like Puffa Puffa Rice. That would just be soggy spit flavoured Rice Krispies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 1 minute ago, Black and White Tragic said: That would be nothing like Puffa Puffa Rice. That would just be soggy spit flavoured Rice Krispies. It's what I got and it never done me any harm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 (edited) My new pal at work is Duckzilla. This is what happens when you handfeed beef Monster Munch and coffee to a Mallard.... Edited September 22, 2016 by Njord 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Is that the view from your bin? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Nope, I can afford one with a lid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 1 hour ago, Black and White Tragic said: Coco Pops with double cream and then some milk. Lush supper time snack. You should be ashamed of yourself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 2 hours ago, Black and White Tragic said: Breakfast, proper eggs with soldiers. That was before Edwina Currie ruined it for a generation. I knew she fucked a major but the rest of the army as well? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 1 hour ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: Is that the view from your bin? Imagine waking up from a night on the turps, open the lid of your bin and there's a massive duck about to aquack. Doesn't bear thinking about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black and White Tragic Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Living like "a beast" gets you an alternative Nobel prize and $10 trillion dollars. Who knew?Man who lived like a badger in a Welsh hole gets spoof Nobel prize http://news.sky.com/story/man-who-lived-like-a-badger-in-a-welsh-hole-gets-spoof-nobel-prize-10589065 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 8 hours ago, Njord said: My new pal at work is Duckzilla. This is what happens when you handfeed beef Monster Munch and coffee to a Mallard.... Anyone who handed me Beef Monster munch and a coffee would be my friend for life. Also, quick P&B tip.. Bacon Fries (or inferior Frazzles) dipped in espresso is a delicacy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Anyone who handed me Beef Monster munch and a coffee would be my friend for life. Also, quick P&B tip.. Bacon Fries (or inferior Frazzles) dipped in espresso is a delicacy. That sounds fuckin mingin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 25 minutes ago, Dosser-fae-the-shire said: That sounds fuckin mingin. I was teetotal for a few years so had to get creative in pubs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 I was teetotal for a few years so had to get creative in pubs. What on earth drove you to these levels of despair? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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