Dee Man Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 2 hours ago, Rugster said: Pfft. That's practically haute cuisine compared to this offering the wife had when she was in having the baby. Fuckin hell that looks like they aborted the mission, so to speak. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 33 minutes ago, Grim O'Grady said: Not guilty (this time) It's normally Friday afternoon for me. I'm thinking of getting my haircut Friday so doubt I'll be there tomorrow as well, I'm a slacker! Off to sunny Dalbeattie Star on Saturday, want to look my best. Grimbo You'll need more than a fucking haircut. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 3 hours ago, DA Baracus said: The women who served me at the till in B&M in Dundee (in the Wellgate) on Saturday had a mustache. How many were there? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 10 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: How many were there? Just the one 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 1 minute ago, DA Baracus said: Just the one You said women, leading me to believe there was more than one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 If you are ever tempted to try a Mac 'n' Cheese flavoured Pot Noodle, do yourself a favour, and resist that temptation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Mrs. Romeo's tea... A slightly better looking attempt at Lasagna and Garlic bread. Eta.. Some unknown thing in custard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 22 minutes ago, Romeo said: Mrs. Romeo's tea... A slightly better looking attempt at Lasagna and Garlic bread. Eta.. Some unknown thing in custard. I hope you had a spare biscuit in your pocket for the poor lassie! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 That lasagne looks like a shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 That lasagne looks like a shite. Your insides must be rotten. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 I hope you had a spare biscuit in your pocket for the poor lassie! Luckily there's an M&S food in the hospital. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 I'll bet that garlic bread looks like The Kincardines liver. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 18 minutes ago, jagfox99 said: I hope you had a spare biscuit in your pocket for the poor lassie! Is it Romeo's Mrs that keeps her biscuits in the fridge? (not a euf) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 I chilled some Wagon Wheels in the fridge the other week. Very nice they were too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 3 minutes ago, jagfox99 said: I chilled some Wagon Wheels in the fridge the other week. Very nice they were too. Jammy or classic? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 1 hour ago, Romeo said: Mrs. Romeo's tea... A slightly better looking attempt at Lasagna and Garlic bread. No cutlery.... So she spears the fingers in like a mighty trident. Fair fucks. Though the pinky looks, well, deformed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Just now, paranoid android said: Jammy or classic? Jammy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Is it Romeo's Mrs that keeps her biscuits in the fridge? (not a euf) She keeps her jaffa cakes in the fridge. Throbber, stay away from my wife. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 2 hours ago, Romeo said: Mrs. Romeo's tea... A slightly better looking attempt at Lasagna and Garlic bread. Eta.. Some unknown thing in custard. I love a KFC zinger wing in custard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 2 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: What part of 'driving' didn't you understand you cold toast munching pervert? You could have opened the door and hung your foot out as you drove past, you shite flinging tosser! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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