NorthernJambo Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 It's always a pita when someone ends up as toast. Keep going, your on a roll. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 2 minutes ago, NorthernJambo said: Keep going, your on a roll. I'm always well fired up for a pun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 1 hour ago, sjc said: I know it's a bit up market for you North Muirton types but trust me. They're delicious. North Muirton!!! bout spat out my Shepherd loaf with Albarragena Jamon Iberico de Bellota ham. I live on a hill looking down on the flood plain my good chap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 Salad cream is an absolute delight, I often have a turkey, beetroot, salad cream roll with loads of black pepper, infact that's lunch sorted when I finish at 2! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 I'm always well fired up for a pun. A hot cross pun it seems as well. Perhaps best for a man known for his loafers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 Salad cream was invented in the early 1900s for poor impoverished folk to get a taster of what it might be like to be a high roller who gets to smear mayonnaise on whatever he or she wants. Salad cream is a very Peter Kay-esque condiment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 17 minutes ago, tree house tam said: North Muirton!!! bout spat out my Shepherd loaf with Albarragena Jamon Iberico de Bellota ham. I live on a hill looking down on the flood plain my good chap. Apologies, Letham. Same rules apply. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 5 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Salad cream was invented in the early 1900s for poor impoverished folk to get a taster of what it might be like to be a high roller who gets to smear mayonnaise on whatever he or she wants. Salad cream is a very Peter Kay-esque condiment. I thought they were dished up gruel in the poor house? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 2 minutes ago, sjc said: Apologies, Letham. Same rules apply. That will be fucking right! Nae round or wooden windows near me mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 Both salad cream and mayonnaise are a bit trampy imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 1 minute ago, 8MileBU said: No we just weren't fed fish rolls! That figures. The lack of omega 3 oils in childhood explains your underdeveloped brain...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 Salad cream - Abysmal Mayonnaise - Atrocious Both look and taste like the ejaculate of a jakey hoor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 6 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Salad cream - Abysmal Mayonnaise - Atrocious Both look and taste like the ejaculate of a jakey hoor If there's one person on P&B we could trust as an authority on the taste of jakey hoors' ejaculate... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 9 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Salad cream - Abysmal Mayonnaise - Atrocious Both look and taste like the ejaculate of a jakey hoor Explanation required. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 3 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: If there's one person on P&B we could trust as an authority on the taste of jakey hoors' ejaculate... We've all been really skint at some point 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 1 hour ago, NorthernJambo said: A hot cross pun it seems as well. Perhaps best for a man known for his loafers. Don't rise to it NJ, Shands is just trying to butter you up. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 5 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: We've all been really skint at some point Then how lucky you were that your job was also your hobby, DA* *Copywrite of Blackadder. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 3 minutes ago, sjc said: Then how lucky you were that your job was also your hobby, DA* *Copywrite of Blackadder. I wouldn't call it a hobby. More of a past time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 9 minutes ago, Grim O'Grady said: Don't rise to it NJ, Shands is just trying to butter you up. Grimbo These puns are a pain au chocolat in the arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 2 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: I wouldn't call it a hobby. More of a past time. You must be very attractive and skilled for these people to divert their precious funds away from their much loved opiates. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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