itzdrk Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 1 hour ago, Mark Connolly said: Lot of Anti-America stuff on here right now, so I'd just like to say... Hiya NSA, hi pals. I'd just like to say get it up ye, Yank cunts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 Going to a funeral today. Gonna be a tough, hard going day. And just to make things worse, it's baltic and pissing the rain. *sigh* -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 9 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Has any would be terrorist ever been foiled by this question? "No madam my bag was packed for me by a skilled bombmaker/jihadist. Fuck me and my big mouth" These airport security types are notoriously up themselves and lacking in humour. I was in court in Perth (a speeding charge, nothing register-worthy). The Sheriff/judge person read the charge and I accidentally blurted out "not guilty" and she grunted and about fell off her seat. I corrected myself and said "guilty" and she smiled and instantly returned to her near vegetative state. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 Going to a funeral today. Gonna be a tough, hard going day. And just to make things worse, it's baltic and pissing the rain. *sigh* Condolences 8Mile. At least you won't end up in Guantanamo like Naitch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 Ask them about the ability of aircraft propulsion fluid to convert a solid in to a liquid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 Loving the hints and tips. I'll be sure to let you what the grub is like inside Guantanamo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 7 minutes ago, The Naitch said: Loving the hints and tips. I'll be sure to let you what the grub is like inside Guantanamo. There's a scene in T2 where one of them gets waterboarded with draught Irn Bru. Maybe you could ask for this instead of water? A wee taste of home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 I took a tea break and went to the local Starbucks. The carrot cake was nice but the lack of milfs was disappointing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Where would one apply for such a position? Pretty sure Im fully qualified. Applying would show you in a bad light for undue enthusiasm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Aye, whatever then. That's the spirit. Let the mountain come to Mohammed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 40 minutes ago, The Naitch said: Loving the hints and tips. I'll be sure to let you what the grub is like inside Guantanamo. Yeah. Tell us if it has improved. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 17 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Waiting on a skip getting delivered. Asked them this morning for a time.... 11am. Still not here at 1 so got onto them again, be with you before 3pm. 3pm is now past. Guess what..... Seething mess Never mind. You'll enjoy it once you've settled in to it and made it homely with your cardboard boxes etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: Its only a fucking upgrade if it turns up. Not letting them take the old one away. Fancy seeing how the other half live with a conservatory From what I learned in history many moons ago, we civilised humans had the barter system nailed at about 9000BC. There's not a day goes by on P&B when someone doesn't end in tears due to a transaction gone wrong, a missed parcel or a deviant delivery driver. Darwin maybe didn't quite crack the whole evolution theory stuff after all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 9 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: From what I learned in history many moons ago, we civilised humans had the barter system nailed at about 9000BC. There's not a day goes by on P&B when someone doesn't end in tears due to a transaction gone wrong, a missed parcel or a deviant delivery driver. Darwin maybe didn't quite crack the whole evolution theory stuff after all. The BanHammer of Damocles is hovering above your head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 4 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: The BanHammer of Damocles is hovering above your head. Banned for excessive alliteration would be a bit lame compared to some departures from here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 4 hours ago, Shandon Par said: These airport security types are notoriously up themselves and lacking in humour. Like Kilt? Who knows the number of atrocities he stopped...or caused, now I come to think of it. I would still staff all border crossings with wicca qualified druids though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 19 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Like Kilt? Who knows the number of atrocities he stopped...or caused, now I come to think of it. I would still staff all border crossings with wicca qualified druids though. I always get pulled aside by them and it's probably unfair to call them humourless. One at Stanstead last year let me look at my shoes in the xray machine. I seem to get singled out for looking like the sleazy Columbian drug deal baddie from an 80s flick in a sea of golfers, bad suits and holidaymakers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 Just now, Shandon Par said: I always get pulled aside by them and it's probably unfair to call them humourless. One at Stanstead last year let me look at my shoes in the xray machine. I seem to get singled out for looking like the sleazy Columbian drug deal baddie from an 80s flick in a sea of golfers, bad suits and holidaymakers. Kilt would definitely have pulled you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 4 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Kilt would definitely have pulled you. They get a bit over familiar with their hands at times. I think they just want a sneaky tug of the old chap rather than being too concerned about aeronautical safety. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 Just now, Shandon Par said: They get a bit over familiar with their hands at times. I think they just want a sneaky tug of the old chap rather than being too concerned about aeronautical safety. I think you might've met him already. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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