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9 hours ago, YHallSaint said:

Mrs has fallen out with me, I don't think I've done anything wrong what's the pnb opinion

Picked Mrs up after work from friends house
Was asked to in to said friends house even though I said I wanted to get home
Stayed longer than originally told
Needed a shit
Took said shit
Problem with toilet (out of order) no one said
Big debacle about blocked toilet
Few basins of water drama over
Hour of constant nagging from Mrs

I don't think I done anything wrong
I'm sleeping on the couch

She sounds like a nutter tbh. Need to get her telt that she can't act like a loon or you're off.

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1 hour ago, Chris_DK said:

Need a secret Santa gift for a new lassie that's only recently joined. I know her name and that's about it. Not a scobbie what to get (£6 limit, no alcohol, food or perfume). Any ideas? 

Use the £6 to buy craft materials and construct a life sized replica of The Anal Intruder out of Top Secret.

I'm surprised no one else has suggested that tbh.

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9 hours ago, YHallSaint said:

Mrs has fallen out with me, I don't think I've done anything wrong what's the pnb opinion

Picked Mrs up after work from friends house
Was asked to in to said friends house even though I said I wanted to get home
Stayed longer than originally told
Needed a shit
Took said shit
Problem with toilet (out of order) no one said
Big debacle about blocked toilet
Few basins of water drama over
Hour of constant nagging from Mrs

I don't think I done anything wrong
I'm sleeping on the couch

You absolute fucking sap. If you've done nothing wrong (and as far I can see you haven't, although maybe you're not telling us everything?) then why the f**k would you sleep on the couch? Tell her to sleep on the couch if she's so upset. 

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BBC news channel has basically turned into The Day Today. They've just had a feature on a street dancer who dances to their own theme tune, getting him to do the full dance in the studio. He finished off with a flip and stacked it pretty badly. Minter.

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3 hours ago, Romeo said:

I can see a few P&B VL's being interested in this virtual wife form those crafty Japanese scientists.

Covered on the BBC here http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-38337758

 

 

Mrs VikingTon. IMO.

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3 hours ago, Romeo said:

I can see a few P&B VL's being interested in this virtual wife form those crafty Japanese scientists.

Covered on the BBC here http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-38337758

 

 

Are there any, errr, attachments available? Asking for a friend.

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