AsimButtHitsASix Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 (edited) My missus is in Glesga today for a job interview. If anyone sees a wee Chinese lassie with a Kiwi accent looking lost trying to find Central Station or the airport feel free to slag her aff for me. Edited December 13, 2018 by AsimButtHitsASix 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 12 hours ago, Cerberus said: Anyone into Dr Pepper? Put some ice, lime and cherries in it and it's v tasty (if a bit sweet). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 9 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: That's amazing. This one's hilarious: http://longbets.org/120/ http://longbets.org/704/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 Anyone into Dr Pepper?Strange juice sex robot stuff aside, that is a very well stocked and faced up juice aisle.Probably what Mr Roboto is whispering in her ear actually. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 5 minutes ago, pittsburgh phil said: Strange juice sex robot stuff aside, that is a very well stocked and faced up juice aisle. Probably what Mr Roboto is whispering in her ear actually. @G_Man1985 How would you rate the juice alignment? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 On 12/12/2018 at 08:59, ICTChris said: I was looking at LongBets.org, a website for betting on long term predictions. It was made famous by Warren Buffet, who staked $2,000,000 against a hedge fund manager that a basica S&P 500 index fund would out perform five top hedge funds over ten years (Buffet won). There are some strange bets on there, including this one, which cost someone $1,000 - http://longbets.org/382/ I hope it happens before I go out tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 3 minutes ago, Deontay WildPar said: @G_Man1985 How would you rate the juice alignment? Much tidier than what you see in Tesco Kingsway thats for sure. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 58 minutes ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: My missus is in Glesga today for a job interview. If anyone sees a wee Chinese lassie with a Kiwi accent looking lost trying to find Central Station or the airport feel free to slag her aff for me. That's probably Maori m8. Would double-check this one if I were you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 I have Christmas lights in my garden which are powered by salt and water. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 7 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: That's probably Maori m8. Would double-check this one if I were you. Maori lassies aren't wee. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 1 minute ago, hk blues said: I have Christmas lights in my garden which are powered by salt and water. Sounds like a good solution to me. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrmad Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 1 hour ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: My missus is in Glesga today for a job interview. If anyone sees a wee Chinese lassie with a Kiwi accent looking lost trying to find Central Station or the airport feel free to slag her aff for me. She'll not be telling you a few misread your post. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 4 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: Sounds like a good solution to me. I see what you did there! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 Reading a thing on the BBC News website about the Lockerbie bombing and went onto the wiki page afterward. This passage made me have a wee chuckle... Just imagining the meetings between FBI agents and Wee Boab from Glencaple Needed that wee bit of black humour after reading this tho'... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-sh/Lockerbie_Scotland_Pan_Am_flight_103 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 59 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: Sounds like a good solution to me. I think he's spinning us a line. (That's a one off, I'm not going back on the puns) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 1 minute ago, MixuFixit said: Image of you bawling your eyes out into a funnel above some flickering lights. To be honest, I thought someone would have suggested something worse going into the funnel 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 If a place is jam-packed is it "stoud out" or "stowed out" or some other spelling? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 10 minutes ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: If a place is jam-packed is it "stoud out" or "stowed out" or some other spelling? Stowed. You stow cargo, when the hold is full, it's stowed out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 13 minutes ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: If a place is jam-packed is it "stoud out" or "stowed out" or some other spelling? Rammed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 1 hour ago, KnightswoodBear said: Sounds like a good solution to me. PinNACL of P&B humour, right there. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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