welshbairn Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 Thanks to MM Bangladeshi children will be able to dream of scraping ink out of old ink cartridges with a teaspoon instead of making pants for Primark. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 48 minutes ago, supermik said: Has MM been in Thailand recently? https://news.sky.com/story/concrete-filled-bodies-found-in-thailand-are-aides-of-missing-activist-police-say-11614992 How do you fill a body with concrete? Over to you, MM. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 (edited) Son in law has been trapped by the talkative neighbours' talkative daughter. He went out to do a spot of gritting and she drove home. That's 20 minutes he's been stuck out there in the cold being regaled with uninteresting story after uninteresting story. ETA: He finally got away - he must have been there for nearly an hour! Edited January 23, 2019 by Jacksgranda 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranaldo Bairn Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 Is she a wid? That might have affected his judgement. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 3 hours ago, Ranaldo Bairn said: Is she a wid? That might have affected his judgement. Good luck getting wid in that cold. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 6 hours ago, Ranaldo Bairn said: Is she a wid? That might have affected his judgement. She's 40+ and still living at home with her parents. Draw your own conclusions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 Just now, Jacksgranda said: She's 40+ and still living at home with her parents. Draw your own conclusions. Poor woman just wants her hole. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 1 minute ago, welshbairn said: Poor woman just wants her hole. As a mate of mine once remarked about the nun who was head of his primary school "It must have been eating the leg off her". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 Just now, Jacksgranda said: As a mate of mine once remarked about the nun who was head of his primary school "It must have been eating the leg off her". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 29 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: She's 40+ and still living at home with her parents. Draw your own conclusions. I just did, put the kettle on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 As a mate of mine once remarked about the nun who was head of his primary school "It must have been eating the leg off her".[emoji23][emoji23]thanks ill be using that one 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 Business collaboration with SlipperyP.Tell them f**k all 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 I’ve just experienced a broken record. https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-01-24/sa-heating-up-with-records-expected-to-be-broken/10745220 Even hotter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 I was in Sydney in 2013 at this time of year when I think it got to 48 which was the hottest ever on record there. Was fucking brutal.Not quite https://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2013-01-18/temperature-in-sydney-soars/4471424?pfmredir=sm 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 I’ve just experienced a broken record. https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-01-24/sa-heating-up-with-records-expected-to-be-broken/10745220 Even hotter.Windows open, heaters on full? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 13 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: As a mate of mine once remarked about the nun who was head of his primary school "It must have been eating the leg off her". 8 hours ago, ah-dee said: thanks ill be using that one It's the guts of 40 years since he came out with that, always thought it was a great saying myself! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 So profit wise Tesco are doing well.https://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/markets/article-6621061/Hundreds-Tesco-jobs-set-axed-boss-Dave-Lewiss-drastic-bid-cut-costs.htmlAye cheers DaveAt least he cant cut us Booker types staffing levels anymore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 1 hour ago, Swarley said: Windows open, heaters on full? Bit like that until realise the aircon safety switch had tripped. It was still 44 at 7pm, now 37 at 10pm. Cooler tomorrow though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 8 hours ago, Eednud said: I’ve just experienced a broken record. https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-01-24/sa-heating-up-with-records-expected-to-be-broken/10745220 Even hotter. It only feels like 43, what you complaining about? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 Weather chit chat. Where's @DA Baracus when you need him 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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