sjc Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 3 minutes ago, Rowan said: Said in article she had three already! She’s only 24! Big paper round! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 4 minutes ago, supermik said: Does it blow and suck on command? If so, dont be so quick to ignore it! Don't talk about my wife like that please. Have some decorum FFS! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tight minge Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 We moved in our new house whilst I was back in Scotland recently and the wife has been spending like there's no tomorrow.......came back to find this little shit hoovering the entire downstairs. It can be programmed to come out at any time you choose but it's sensors allow it to work around you and the furniture. Wait until you start getting the error messages that its stuck/bags full/battery flat, can't find home, etc. It can be a right pain in the arse.We have had one a couple of years (actually the second one) as the first one packed in under warranty. Great idea, but a long way to go. I believe Dyson have a really good one out, but not available in Asia I believe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 7 hours ago, Rowan said: Said in article she had three already! She’s only 24! 7 hours ago, sjc said: Big paper round! Bike? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 8 hours ago, sjc said: Don't talk about my wife like that please. Have some decorum FFS! I'm confused why you'd need the irobot if you have a wife (or vice versa for that matter)? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 9 hours ago, sjc said: We moved in our new house whilst I was back in Scotland recently and the wife has been spending like there's no tomorrow.......came back to find this little shit hoovering the entire downstairs. It can be programmed to come out at any time you choose but it's sensors allow it to work around you and the furniture. Im confused. Did you come to Scotland on holiday and leave your wife in Japan to move house whilst you were away? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 13 minutes ago, Rugster said: Im confused. Did you come to Scotland on holiday and leave your wife in Japan to move house whilst you were away? She moved while he was away, but he found her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 3 hours ago, hk blues said: I'm confused why you'd need the irobot if you have a wife (or vice versa for that matter)? I'm not complaining as my wife works full time whilst I'm only part time so the onus would be on me to "keep house". 2 hours ago, Rugster said: Im confused. Did you come to Scotland on holiday and leave your wife in Japan to move house whilst you were away? I did but the move in date was confirmed after I'd booked my flights and at £1900 I wasn't cancelling! It's not as bad as it sounds as Japanese removal companies come in, dismantle all your furniture and reassemble in the desired location of your new house. They also pack your clothes etc in boxes for you. Besides, it wasn't exactly a holiday! 2 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: She moved while he was away, but he found her. A lifetime of stalking experience has its benefits*....... *To all the P&B pant wetters, that was a joke btw! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 Top lad: https://www.newsweek.com/couple-couldnt-conceive-because-theyve-been-having-sex-wrong-way-four-years-1089162 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 8 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Top lad: https://www.newsweek.com/couple-couldnt-conceive-because-theyve-been-having-sex-wrong-way-four-years-1089162 Can’t conceive? That’s a pain in the arse. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 1 minute ago, Granny Danger said: Can’t conceive? That’s a pain in the arse. The lad now knows what it's like to be cock-a-hoop. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 18 year old YouTube star "McSkillet" causes car crash that kills himself, a woman and her daughter. https://www.cnn.com/2018/08/25/us/youtube-trevor-heitmann-deadly-crash/index.html?utm_content=2018-08-25T19%3A15%3A09&utm_term=image&utm_source=twCNN&utm_medium=social He was driving a McLaren 650S. I don't know what is more shocking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 16 hours ago, sjc said: I'm not complaining as my wife works full time whilst I'm only part time so the onus would be on me to "keep house". Aye, I was really being serious when I made the post! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 Wheaten (?) crackers from Lidl are brilliant. Nice with cheese but flavoursome enough to eat on their own! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 @Rugster Still looking for a big car? I’ve had this monster for a few days for a Highland Road trip. Blacked out back windows and surprisingly spritely cross country. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 [mention=1852]Rugster[/mention] Still looking for a big car? I’ve had this monster for a few days for a Highland Road trip. Blacked out back windows and surprisingly spritely cross country. Oh come on now, who did that? 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: @Rugster Still looking for a big car? I’ve had this monster for a few days for a Highland Road trip. Blacked out back windows and surprisingly spritely cross country. Thanks driver, that'll do. I'll walk to the kerb. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 (edited) I found Ruel Street ETA: I did not bring my maw. Edited August 27, 2018 by itzdrk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 27, 2018 Share Posted August 27, 2018 Hope to feck you've brought yer maw 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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