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I am the ashamed owner of one of those phone covers that has a magnetic screen frame / saver with the option of a faux leather complete cover, I prefer to use the full options as it tends to protect my phone more while working.
I’ve had this cover for 2 years and only just realised that the faux leather part also acts as a stand for my phone if I want to browse P&B hands free or watch porn one hand free. It’s a revelation!

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19 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/woman-makes-fiance-wear-shirt-13130902

My advice to him would be, run as far away as you can, then hide.

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Sarah Shaw, owner of Personalised Handmade with Love , who printed the shirt, said she found the whole thing hilarious.

Miss Shaw, who has run her business for two years, said: "I have never done anything like this before.


When Angela came up to me with the idea of what she wanted, I thought: this is brilliant.

"The post I have put on Facebook has gone crazy. It has got so many likes and there have been lots of messages saying how funny it is.

"I have been laughing about it all morning."

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I am the ashamed owner of one of those phone covers that has a magnetic screen frame / saver with the option of a faux leather complete cover, I prefer to use the full options as it tends to protect my phone more while working.
I’ve had this cover for 2 years and only just realised that the faux leather part also acts as a stand for my phone if I want to browse P&B hands free or watch porn one hand free. It’s a revelation!

And to think we were on the same train. I thought better of you.
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3 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/woman-makes-fiance-wear-shirt-13130902

My advice to him would be, run as far away as you can, then hide.

I would rather have a genuine bit of (poor quality) steak waiting for me at home than that. 

Dont know what I feel most sorry for him about; having to go home to her or having his stag do in Skegness.

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https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/woman-makes-fiance-wear-shirt-13130902
My advice to him would be, run as far away as you can, then hide.
She not only did that to him, but she double whammied it up bleating about it in the Daily Record. Hope she doesnt want kids or she may regret cutting his balls off
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My kids' primary school is having an additional building built, which has reduced the already woefully inadequate parking spaces available to staff.  Previously there were 3 or 4 dropoff spaces, but those are now gone.  There is however, a dropoff zone for the kids being brought to the special needs block.

Despite multiple e-mails out, and posts on the school's social media, advising that there is no drop-off within school grounds, they are having to employ a security guard to stand at the entrance to the car park, to knock back all the 4x4 driving schoolrun parents who are too important to actually obey the requests that more ordinary mortals have the decency to obey, just to ensure that there is space for staff and special needs kids to get in.

c***s.

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1 hour ago, Boghead ranter said:

My kids' primary school is having an additional building built, which has reduced the already woefully inadequate parking spaces available to staff.  Previously there were 3 or 4 dropoff spaces, but those are now gone.  There is however, a dropoff zone for the kids being brought to the special needs block.

Despite multiple e-mails out, and posts on the school's social media, advising that there is no drop-off within school grounds, they are having to employ a security guard to stand at the entrance to the car park, to knock back all the 4x4 driving schoolrun parents who are too important to actually obey the requests that more ordinary mortals have the decency to obey, just to ensure that there is space for staff and special needs kids to get in.

c***s.

Kinnaird?

I stay just along from that.

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1 hour ago, Drew Brees said:

Couple of fuds attacking McDonalds staff in govan last night

https://streamable.com/19usr

https://streamable.com/g3qh9

https://streamable.com/9jfco


 

That fat *** mess couldn't hurt a baby bird with that punch. He can hardly keep his feet he's that unfit.

There would have been hell to pay if they had interrupted my fillet 'o fish.

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We moved in our new house whilst I was back in Scotland recently and the wife has been spending like there's no tomorrow.......came back to find this little shit hoovering the entire downstairs.

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It can be programmed to come out at any time you choose but it's sensors allow it to work around you and the furniture. 

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7 hours ago, Bairnardo said:
11 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said:
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/woman-makes-fiance-wear-shirt-13130902
My advice to him would be, run as far away as you can, then hide.

She not only did that to him, but she double whammied it up bleating about it in the Daily Record. Hope she doesnt want kids or she may regret cutting his balls off

Said in article she had three already! She’s only 24!

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