stevieKTID

Isn't that essentially kristallnacht 2.0

I just had to do a search to make sure it wasn't a hallucination. https://www.dvcrewscotland.net/keith-harris-orville/

I was out of my tiny mind on the drugs at a rave in the early 90s, looked up at the stage and there's Keith Harris and Orville, it was rather surreal.

I did notice recently that "took the missus up the house of Bruar" had entered the Scottish vernacular.

The toilet assistant wiped my arse with a pair of burgundy cords.

I went for a sh*t at House of Bruar.

I like Dad jokes, they tend to get a bad rep....and sometimes it's warranted

Buzzing to be over for a rare 3pm Saturday game. Pies, pints and 3 points please.

They're a spicy bunch, there are positives and negatives going out with a Latino.

It was a long time ago and was fun while it lasted, now I'm just a Killie b*****d she was gorgeous but was also fcukin mental and very high maintenance.

Joe Wright should've punched him harder in the baws.

I had a Brazilian girlfriend when I first moved to Amsterdam about 20 years ago, she'd had a boob job they were spectacular as was the rest of her ( apart from the mad Latino mood swings ) To this day I've still no idea how I managed it, I was 100% punching above my weight.

We've got you surrounded give us the treats and no one will get hurt.

The Dandy Warhols/ The Black Angels at Tivoli Vredenberg Utrecht, psychedelic awesomeness on a Tuesday night.