Guest The Phoenix Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 (edited) Don't worry, I'm shite at maths. I probably got my calculations wrong. Apology accepted. I'm actually flattered that he goes to the trouble of reading all my posts. Tells us everything about his sad existence. Edit: Thanks, son. Edited January 17, 2010 by The Phoenix 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 Don't worry, I'm shite at maths. I probably got my calculations wrong. Just maths? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 Yeah, leave Grandad alone Ruggy :mad: Fixed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 I'm going for my first run since I had the bairn tomorrow... I set off this morning for a 10 mile run. Ended up doing 12. Usual petrol garage was shut, so had to fuel up at another one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 I set off this morning for a 10 mile run. Ended up doing 12. Usual petrol garage was shut, so had to fuel up at another one. You run on petrol?!?! Oh, hang on, I see......sigh.....go ahead, point and laugh! -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 I'm currently a bit drunk. This is the first time in something like 5 weeks that I haven't been a drunken mess on a Saturday night, so I suppose that's good going. Maybe slightly drunk, but not not completely ruined; it's an improvement. Yeah, just thought I'd share that. I too would like to share this with the P&B faithful... hic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uni Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 I hope when you're having a coronary you'll be able to post and let us know how that feels. Its now on the "to do" list for me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 It wouldn't really be as bad if she was seeing a nice boy, but this guy is just a complete tool. This girl could do a million times better than this arsehole and I guess that's the most frustrating part. Ach well, I guess it's her mistake to make. This guy is maybe really nice to the girl and his 'fanny' persona may be a defence mechanism for low self esteem. He might also have a big, long and fat cock that he uses to pelt her rotten. There are ways of letting this girl know that you like her without looking like you are trying to cut this guys grass. Put a wee seed of thought in her mind and if she comes to you, she comes to you. If she doesn't, f**k her! Not literally of course because that would likely land you in the jail for rape. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 This guy is maybe really nice to the girl and his 'fanny' persona may be a defence mechanism for low self esteem. He might also have a big, long and fat cock that he uses to pelt her rotten. There are ways of letting this girl know that you like her without looking like you are trying to cut this guys grass. Put a wee seed of thought in her mind and if she comes to you, she comes to you. If she doesn't, f**k her! Not literally of course because that would likely land you in the jail for rape. I liked the way you started that off then just went straight for the truth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted January 17, 2010 Author Share Posted January 17, 2010 This guy is maybe really nice to the girl and his 'fanny' persona may be a defence mechanism for low self esteem. He might also have a big, long and fat cock that he uses to pelt her rotten. There are ways of letting this girl know that you like her without looking like you are trying to cut this guys grass. Put a wee seed of thought in her mind and if she comes to you, she comes to you. If she doesn't, f**k her! Not literally of course because that would likely land you in the jail for rape. The problem is trying to plant the seed... That and the previous guy's grass starves it of sunlight. That and women invariably pick shit men but can never see it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 That and women invariably pick shit men but can never see it. Aye but we grow out of that eventually! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 I hope when you're having a coronary you'll be able to post and let us know how that feels. Come on, if somewhere in Bristol sold a Rowie you'd have been all over it! Infact the Asda in Cribbs sold them for a while, for a short time only though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrmad Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 (edited) The problem is trying to plant the seed... That and the previous guy's grass starves it of sunlight. That and women invariably pick shit men but can never see it. It's called danger and excitement, you'll know what I mean when you get there. Women love the steady dependable guy, but they still shag the rogue, risking all in the process. Edited January 17, 2010 by ayrmad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonLichtie Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 I love Leeroy Thornhill. The man has been an absolute hero to me since back in the day (getting totally minced and dancing on stage for THE best electronic artists that ever lived) and I just had the pleasure of watching him drop some madness live, and then meet the legend himself! LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOY! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 Come on, if somewhere in Bristol sold a Rowie you'd have been all over it! Infact the Asda in Cribbs sold them for a while, for a short time only though It's unlikely. I'd never even heard of a Rowie until I moved to Aberdeen. Mind, I'd have ordered our Mum to get some in for when I was down there. I really have to find some for our next trip down actually. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 The problem is trying to plant the seed... That and the previous guy's grass starves it of sunlight. That and women invariably pick shit men but can never see it. true. its worse though when you live in the same building with thin walls though. Aye but we grow out of that eventually! well my housemates are 30 odd and they don't seem to have yet! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 well my housemates are 30 odd and they don't seem to have yet! That's why I was careful to add in the "eventually" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 That's why I was careful to add in the "eventually" true! ah well I am too busy to be distracted intentionally at the moment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyTillIDie Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 This guy is maybe really nice to the girl and his 'fanny' persona may be a defence mechanism for low self esteem. He might also have a big, long and fat cock that he uses to pelt her rotten. There are ways of letting this girl know that you like her without looking like you are trying to cut this guys grass. Put a wee seed of thought in her mind and if she comes to you, she comes to you. If she doesn't, f**k her! Not literally of course because that would likely land you in the jail for rape. Just 'd for real there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted January 17, 2010 Share Posted January 17, 2010 how do you avoid attending uncomfortable social events where you have no viable excuse to avoid? The housewarming of a former 'friend' and her new fiancee might be a good example. there really is no viable excuse -I'm known to be doing nothing that evening short of faking a family massacre, which WOULD be discovered to be a lie and lead to more tension. frankly I'm praying for more snow at this point. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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