Sergeant Wilson Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 Will you ever be able to wake up from your inverted coma? Aye OK double mm required. I won't bother going back to edit it.........UNLIKE SOME WOULD DO! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 The bold C wasn't very clear so I added inverted comas. ACTUALLY! Will you ever be able to wake up from your inverted coma? The case for the prosecution rests, M'Lud. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 Fuck off, the lot of you. (and I don't care if I've got the of/offs mixed up) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 Fuck off, the lot of you. (and I don't care if I've got the of/offs mixed up) Bad day at the office, son? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 Bad day at the office, son? I think the Sarge has the painters in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 I think the Sarge has the painters in. Tampax rather than Tippex required then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 I'm in a pressure cooker under a microscope situation here. Keeping the Machinery of Government running, single handed! I take a break to bully a child (every man needs a hobby) and you lot jump on a wee typo. It's at time like this etc etc... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 I'm in a pressure cooker under a microscope situation here. Keeping the Machinery of Government running, single handed! I take a break to bully a child (every man needs a hobby) and you lot jump on a wee typo. It's at time like this etc etc... You've missed a word out. How many floors up are you and do the windows open? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 (edited) You've missed a word out. How many floors up are you and do the windows open? If it's the one I'm thinking of, it was deliberate to emphasise the extreme pressure I find myself under. I sent someone for pizza 15 minutes ago and they have failed to return. Anyway, I'm probably nearer your office than you are. If you can remember where it is at all. Would you like me to look in? For the record the windows don't open and I'm on the 2nd Edited November 5, 2010 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 If it's the one I'm thinking of, it was deliberate to emphasise the extreme pressue I find myself under. I sent someone for pizza 15 minutes ago and they have failed to return. Anyway, I'm probably nearer your office than you are. If you can remember where it is at all. Would you like me to look in? For the record the windows don't open and I'm on the 2nd Strangely, I was in the office today. Briefly. Even more strange is the fact that I'm also having pizza for lunch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 (edited) Strangely, I was in the office today. Briefly. Even more strange is the fact that I'm also having pizza for lunch. Hhmmm, the there must be a queue. I will need to mention it in her appraisal though, cos sh'e still not back. They take advantage of my good nature in here, it's got to stop! You missed another typo in an earlier post. I've fixed it now. No doubt I missed others. In terms of a bad day. I have today, a) Caught my finger between chair and desk. b) Exploding bottle of irn bru on white shirt, spent 20 minutes in the lavvy rinsing and drying it on the coldest hot air hand dryer in the world. c) As previously mentioned, tardy pizza. Someone did give me 4 cans of lager though and it's not even my birthday. Edited November 5, 2010 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 Hhmmm, the there must be a queue. I will need to mention it in her appraisal though, cos sh'e still not back. They take advantage of my good nature in here, it's got to stop! You missed another typo in an earlier post. I've fixed it now. No doubt I missed others. In terms of a bad day. I have today, a) Caught my finger between chair and desk. b) Exploding bottle of irn bru on white shirt, spent 20 minutes in the lavvy rinsing and drying it on the coldest hot air hand dryer in the world. c) As previously mentioned, tardy pizza. Someone did give me 4 cans of lager though and it's not even my birthday. Drink the lager and boot the bint in the pie. You'll feel so much better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 Just ordered my iPhone 4. 6 week waiting list but they are hoping it will be here in 4. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 I did Geography AND Modern Studies, yeah that's how i roll. I did Geography, History and Modern Sudies! I did Geography, Modern Studies, History, English and Psychology. I believe I win this round of "Social Science/Humanities Top Trumps" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 I'm in a pressure cooker under a microscope situation here. Keeping the Machinery of Government running, single handed! I take a break to bully a child (every man needs a hobby) and you lot jump on a wee typo. It's at time like this etc etc... I'm in my late 20's with a 2 year old child and another on way! You're day isn't getting much better is it?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 I'm in my late 20's with a 2 year old child and another on way! You're day isn't getting much better is it?! At least the pizza turned up. Now I've ate too much and feel a bit ill. I might need to halt the Machinery of Government and go home for a wee lie down. I'll wait till it stops raining quite so heavily though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 I'm in my late 20's with a 2 year old child and another on way! You're day isn't getting much better is it?! Late 20's. That'll be code for 29 then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 Women are oblivious to their surroundings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
importedsandpitt Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 Just ordered my iPhone 4. 6 week waiting list but they are hoping it will be here in 4. I would invisage that given the length of the waiting list I will arrive in 6 weeks, not 4. The number 4 relates to the model of iphone not the waiting time for delivery. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 (edited) I would invisage that given the length of the waiting list I will arrive in 6 weeks, not 4. The number 4 relates to the model of iphone not the waiting time for delivery. He'll get a bloody shock if you turn up at his door in 6 weeks. Edit: Apparently not!! Edited November 5, 2010 by The Phoenix 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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