Sweet Pete Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 Out on Thursday, out last night and now having a beer to celebrate Dundee's result today. My liver must hate me. Poof. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 Poof. You wish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 I beat Peter Manley at darts yesterday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 It takes me literally two minutes to drive to the retail park at the top of Kirkcaldy but yesterday two women drivers still managed to cut me up. One on a mini roundabout where she could see me coming for miles and the other who was just sitting in the middle of the road at McD's. On the plus side, on my way back I saw a mentally handicapped kid on the back of a modified chariot style bike pretending that he was rowing a boat. Wee bugger looked happy as anything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingapar Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Earlier today, I bought a belt with a bottle opener on it. Always been a bit baffled by these. Seems over the course of a night, unless you intend to whip your belt of every time you get a bottle (fucking strange behaviour, i'm sure you'll agree) then you are guaranteed to, at some point, either dunt yourself in the nuts with the bottle or pour beer doon yer troos resulting in you looking like you've pished yourself. Lose, lose, lose, however you shake it. you should use your teeth or a strippers tits like a proper man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted March 20, 2011 Author Share Posted March 20, 2011 Strathclyde Police employee "Rangers and Celtic today... it's going to be carnage and we'll still be cleaning up the mess in a couple of days' time." FTOF. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 I thought the Old Firm kicked off at 12.30, and that since I'm in work til 3 I'd miss it. Turns out it's a 3pm ko. Unsure as to whether this is a RTBC or not, as yes I can watch it but we'll also likely get pumped. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 (edited) I'm a pretty un-aggressive guy, but last night in a moment of madness I kicked the shit right out of my chest of drawers. It's completely done for, nothing left but bits of wood everywhere. I'm 95% ashamed and pissed off with myself, and 5% a wee bit proud that I'm capable of doing such damage so quicky. I reckon in my moment of madness I must've developed super strength. Edited March 20, 2011 by Guest 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted March 20, 2011 Author Share Posted March 20, 2011 (edited) I'm a pretty un-aggressive guy, but last night in a moment of madness I kicked the shit right out of my chest of drawers. It's completely done for, nothing left but bits of wood everywhere. I'm 95% ashamed and pissed off with myself, and 5% a wee bit proud that I'm capable of doing such damage so quicky. I reckon in my moment of madness I must've developed super strength. I would suggest using the money you're grabbing from the taxpayer to replace it, but not having a chest of drawers is hardly hardship. Edited March 20, 2011 by keithgy -3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 I would suggest using the money you're grabbing from the taxpayer to replace it, but not having a chest of drawers is hardly hardship. Ho ho, you're on fire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Ho ho, you're on fire. If only. (Yes, you weren't there man etc.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted March 20, 2011 Author Share Posted March 20, 2011 If only. (Yes, you weren't there man etc.) You're just yanking his chain... or should that be pulling his cord. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 The Monthly Flow is back! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Just clocked a guest appearance by a p&b regular. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 You're a dick. I deliberately never posted up this months! I was freezing, I was hungover, and I never wanted to do it. My acting career is in tatters. The person getting into the house was hilarious though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 (edited) Big Fat Gypsy Weddings. The Priest announces, " Please be upstanding for the Brides entry". Quite appropriate as she looks like a fanny. Edited March 20, 2011 by Zen Archer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 You're a dick. I deliberately never posted up this months! I was freezing, I was hungover, and I never wanted to do it. My acting career is in tatters. The person getting into the house was hilarious though. I didn't even know you were in it when I posted it. I keep having to pause it as I break into sniggering fits every 30 seconds or so. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 (edited) It takes me literally two minutes to drive to the retail park at the top of Kirkcaldy but yesterday two women drivers still managed to cut me up. One on a mini roundabout where she could see me coming for miles and the other who was just sitting in the middle of the road at McD's. On the plus side, on my way back I saw a mentally handicapped kid on the back of a modified chariot style bike pretending that he was rowing a boat. Wee bugger looked happy as anything. Roundabout City? When I'm in there I just point the car towards JJB Sports, close my eyes, and hope for the best. edit: that video Fudge posted makes me feel so much better about my own life. Edited March 20, 2011 by Bibby 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 The Monthly Flow is back! [/quote Is this what Richard Bacon does since his Beer and Pizza show flopped ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 I think I'm going to have to resign. Expect a thread in the next few days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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