monkeyblair Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Got on the wrong train this morning. Although not strictly speaking the wrong train as the destination was the same, just that the train stopped at loads of stations. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 This years Crufts winner lives in my street. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisal Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 This years Crufts winner lives in my street. Is that the actual dog, or are you referring to the class of talent in your neighbourhood? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 This years Crufts winner lives in my street. He's a lovely dog, when he came into the ring I said to my husband, that dog will win it. Should have put a fiver on it! -4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsdaLoyal Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Luis Fabiano moved to São Paulo yesterday , bit weird I thought he would be due a step up in his career. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 International Kinder Surprise Awareness Day is taking off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSaint Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 I think I made up a racist joke earlier, and on the one hand im pleased because its pretty funny, but obviously im not particularly proud to be making up racist jokes. Also, why does Rowan's post above have 4 red dots? Is there something I'm not getting? Do tell... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo Stu Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 I think I made up a racist joke earlier, and on the one hand im pleased because its pretty funny, but obviously im not particularly proud to be making up racist jokes. Also, why does Rowan's post above have 4 red dots? Is there something I'm not getting? I'd imagine coz cruffs is gay as f**k. I didn't red dot it mind 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted March 15, 2011 Author Share Posted March 15, 2011 I think I made up a racist joke earlier, and on the one hand im pleased because its pretty funny, but obviously im not particularly proud to be making up racist jokes. Also, why does Rowan's post above have 4 red dots? Is there something I'm not getting? Racist w****r. -3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo Stu Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 In fairness this post probably doesnt deserve a red dot, because youre right, but read the joke before you judge. Wasn't the best on that page to be fair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 I just applied for a job in Surrey/Croyden. If it follows the trend of every other job application since November, I wont hear anymore about it. Though if it goes well, I need to be ready to fly down to interview and teach a spec. lesson next Tuesday. -Do you know, I don't actually have a wearable suit? I checked my wardrobe there and I don't. Its been *that* long since anyone invited me to interview. Anyone got any experience of these places or more specifically their schools? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 I think I made up a racist joke earlier, and on the one hand im pleased because its pretty funny, but obviously im not particularly proud to be making up racist jokes. Also, why does Rowan's post above have 4 red dots? Is there something I'm not getting? I've no idea why it has 4 red dots, it doesn't deserve that, but I red dotted it because I'm fed up hearing about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted March 15, 2011 Author Share Posted March 15, 2011 In fairness this post probably doesnt deserve a red dot, because youre right, but read the joke before you judge. I was being dead serious you evil nasty racist type person. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 The richter scale is exponential. I did not know that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 The richter scale is exponential. I did not know that. its also been largely superseeded bythis except on bbc news reports. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lerwick Lad Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Nightmare morning. Was asked to help out on a presentation to potential clients this morning. There was a laptop linked up to a big screen. First thing to do was to load up a promotional video we had done which was on saved on youtube. I was asked to start the video. So, I went to google, intended to search for 'youtube' but due to habit typed in 'youporn'. Needless to say the meeting didnt go well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo Stu Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Ruby Walsh looks like Ruggy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 its also been largely superseeded bythis except on bbc news reports. Gets on my tits how they still bang in about the Richter scale. Also, it doesn't go up to 10, as a a lot of people tend to assume. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 I've no idea why it has 4 red dots, it doesn't deserve that, but I red dotted it because I'm fed up hearing about it. What because you read one post here and on facebook. I do apologise, find the ignore button and use it. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon EF Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 I'll put it in NSFW. Its not a straight up joke, its like a one-liner. It was because i was at a pub quiz at the student union and you get points for putting a joke at the bottom of your sheet, and theyre usually quite close to the knuckle, but this one was referred to as 'too racist to be read, please refrain from this type of thing in future' It wasn't really that racist. It's been proven that members of one race find it more difficult to tell apart people of a different race to their own, no matter what race you are. Well not actually, it's probably got more to do with who you grow up around etc. The quiz master must be a dick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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