ffcsam Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 Powercuts are a pain in the arse 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 I've spent the last hour or so relentlessly facebook stalking pictures of fit birds I know. Pervy, but unbelievably satisfying. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 I've spent the last hour or so relentlessly facebook stalking pictures of fit birds I know. Pervy, but unbelievably satisfying. Wait until it goes that step further and you crack one out over some holiday pics or something and feel like a fucking freak 5 seconds after the deed is done. It's a slippery slope. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 Wait until it goes that step further and you crack one out over some holiday pics or something and feel like a fucking freak 5 seconds after the deed is done. It's a slippery slope. I reserve that particular pleasure for when I'm brutally hungover and confined to bed. I like to call these days 'Weekends'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 Powercuts are a pain in the arse Hoover tool stuck? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 Hoover tool stuck? almost. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 almost. Oops, sorry, my bad. Typo - "stuck" should read "suck". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 Oops, sorry, my bad. Typo - "stuck" should read "suck". it was a rather botched attempt at colonic irrigation 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 Time to get up 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 Internet dating 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 Internet dating That smilie you've used looks a bit like the last one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 Internet dating Brilliant! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 If you buy a cold steak bridie to take to work and eat later, don't microwave it, just eat it cold. Microwaves ruin steak bridies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingapar Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 If you buy a cold steak bridie to take to work and eat later, don't microwave it, just eat it cold. Microwaves ruin steak bridies. completely, Davie Sands makes that mistake all the time. Stephen's need to get the Bridie police around some of their stores cos they're doing some serious damage to the delicacies good name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a bairn Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 Giving blood for the first time today... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uni Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 Still drunk from last night. Feels odd. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 Due to the Tv progs being pish at this time of the day, I have decided to watch "Bandido" on TCM to pass the time. Going to be a slow day 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Stuart. Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 Internet dating Thats brilliant! I love the drawing of the lassie with the curly hair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 Some of the local takeaways really need to put more effort into their taglines. They just don't make sense, half the time. There's a new one here called Sizzlers, which has two slogans. The first is "The name speaks for itself!" which you could probably argue is true, if it wasn't a completely meaningless phrase. It also boasts that "price and quality come first!" Well, no. One of them comes first, the other comes a close second. Taking the crown though, is the sadly now-defunct takeaway that cried out "No gimmicks! Just real good food!" - the name of this straightforward, no-gimmick institution? Ali McBaba's. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 Google today. Me likey. www.google.co.uk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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