Dee Man Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 Genuine question, which I'm sure will be answered in a few weeks on the course, but why? I think he might be referring to the ref - can't remember who, Scottish or English ref on European duty? - who somehow managed to dish out 3 yellow cards to the same player without sending him off. I doubt there's a limit to the amount you can dish out in one game as there's history of players getting 3 or 4 in a game. Check this vid out for a guy getting 36 red cards in the one match: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 Arrived at my work at 8.00 this morning to be met by a few of my workmates standing out side the job. When I asked them what was up they said that they were just watching the woman next door making her usual morning cup of tea. Feeling puzzled by this remark I turned to see what they were talking about. About 5 metres away from where we were all standing was this woman in her kitchen with the curtains wide open and the room lit up like an operating theatre. She was stark naked showing everything she had!She must be blind if she could not see all of us there. According to the others she does this every day. She is pretty fit so I reckon she does it deliberately. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 I think the SPL forum on here should just be renamed The Killing Fields. I can't even go on it now, I just get instantly annoyed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 Arrived at my work at 8.00 this morning to be met by a few of my workmates standing out side the job. When I asked them what was up they said that they were just watching the woman next door making her usual morning cup of tea. Feeling puzzled by this remark I turned to see what they were talking about. About 5 metres away from where we were all standing was this woman in her kitchen with the curtains wide open and the room lit up like an operating theatre. She was stark naked showing everything she had!She must be blind if she could not see all of us there. According to the others she does this every day. She is pretty fit so I reckon she does it deliberately. Where? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 Calm doon Endie, he will answer eventually 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 Interesting article on AIDS Denialism I can't believe that Christine Maggiore is real, it's like something from a novel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 1351276753[/url]' post='6748385']Where? A wee place called Brightons just beside Polmont. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 Calm doon Endie, he will answer eventually Bloody phone 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 A wee place called Brightons just beside Polmont. 8am you say? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 Frequently Asked Questions? Really? People frequently ask "Is it possible to get AIDs from jizzing in a someone’s eye and kicking them in the shin?" or "If you shag a horse will the horse lose its virginity or will you die?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 1351278234[/url]' post='6748452']8am you say? Yep. According to the others her man is usually in the house at the same time so they maybe both get off on her flashing at the builders. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 (edited) 1351278761[/url]' post='6748463']Frequently Asked Questions? Really? People frequently ask "Is it possible to get AIDs from jizzing in a someone's eye and kicking them in the shin?" or "If you shag a horse will the horse lose its virginity or will you die?" Can you have sex in the ear... Is that so you can hear them coming. Edited October 26, 2012 by tinkerbelle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 Arrived at my work at 8.00 this morning to be met by a few of my workmates standing out side the job. When I asked them what was up they said that they were just watching the woman next door making her usual morning cup of tea. Feeling puzzled by this remark I turned to see what they were talking about. About 5 metres away from where we were all standing was this woman in her kitchen with the curtains wide open and the room lit up like an operating theatre. She was stark naked showing everything she had!She must be blind if she could not see all of us there. According to the others she does this every day. She is pretty fit so I reckon she does it deliberately. Where? Ignore Tinkerbell. Lets examine the facts. Early in the morning, the wifie is in the buff making breakfast, the old man gets off on it. Clearly this is a dwelling with a well maintained heating system, possibly by the man of the house who is also a bit of a perv. P&B, the place has to be Stirling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kara_hibee Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 Can you have sex in the ear... Is that so you can hear them coming. Did you know you could get aids from phone sex? Hearing aids! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 1351279239[/url]' post='6748488']Ignore Tinkerbell. Lets examine the facts. Early in the morning, the wifie is in the buff making breakfast, the old man gets off on it. Clearly this is a dwelling with a well maintained heating system, possibly by the man of the house who is also a bit of a perv. P&B, the place has to be Stirling. I would love that reasoning to be true if you are talking about who I think you are.Will keep an eye out for ponytails hanging on the wash line 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supras Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Genuine question, which I'm sure will be answered in a few weeks on the course, but why? The player has left the game, if he commits another red card offence put it in your report but don't ever physically show a player two red cards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 The player has left the game, if he commits another red card offence put it in your report but don't ever physically show a player two red cards. I see. How long have you been doing it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 1351266743[/url]' post='6748004']Hilariously bad taxidermy I've not laughed at anything as much for a long time. Tears and everything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 I've not laughed at anything as much for a long time. Tears and everything. They look like various meme faces and Dolan Duck characters all in one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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