The Real Saints Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 Oh, and my sister got engaged today. So the creeps on P&B can finally give up and explore other pursuits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supras Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 This is actually quite funny. The linesman was spot on in both counts too.] Now for an Old Firm game please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Looks like I'm now single for the first time in 3 and a half years, since I was 18. Well... f**k. Chin up. Time to find some hot Italian. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 The jackpot is when you get a big bit which is crunchy on the outside but soft and gooey on the inside. Opposite when you get a hairy bit on the other hand. Yuk yuk yuk yuk. Eww. I hate eating fat. Im almost neurotic about cutting rinds off my food and grilling things to remove fat. The texture is just bogging. Gies me the boak so it does. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Oh, and my sister got engaged today. So the creeps on P&B can finally give up and explore other pursuits. Congratulations on your engagement 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 I was just leaving Denny on my way to Edinburgh at 6am there when my works phone rang. "Morning Sam , we know you have been struggling this week due to having injured your ribs ( subcrawl injury)so we have split your run up between 2 other drivers" "We have phoned your boss (mr cunto) and informed him . Have a days rest and we will see you tomorrow" My boss then calls , " I have decided to give you the day off, phoned the depot and told them you were struggling so go back to bed and I will see you later" I wonder which one I believe??? *clue, it ain't Mr Cunto's version. So now I am home, having a coffee, some toast and hopefully going back to sleep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 (edited) Dear Sam I've been following the P&B Sub Crawl Thread with great interest. Oh what fun you've been having! Yours etc Mr Cunto PS Stay in bed as long as you like. PPS Your P45 is in the post. Edited March 21, 2013 by The Phoenix 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallo_Madrid Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 This is actually quite funny. The linesman was spot on in both counts too.] Now for an Old Firm game please. This happened in our league game the other weekend. Our keeper stayed on his line for the second one though. Its never used consistently be referees and linesman so you can understand the players getting upset at the first penalty. To come off his line a second time is stupidity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supras Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 (edited) Enforced or not it's a law and if you violate it you always run the risk. It's good that officials are doing something about it. The second one is actually an easier call, he's done it once, you can't allow it the second time if it's as blatant. More than the keeper deserved dissent cautions too. Although when I looked at it initially, I thought the fuss was over the penalty! Looked pretty clear to me... Edited March 21, 2013 by Supras 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Enforced or not it's a law and if you violate it you always run the risk. It's good that officials are doing something about it. The second one is actually an easier call, he's done it once, you can't allow it the second time if it's as blatant. More than the keeper deserved dissent cautions too. Although when I looked at it initially, I thought the fuss was over the penalty! Looked pretty clear to me... 100% agree. I'm going for a lie down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Scottish officials can't tell if the ball is 6 feet over the line, never mind if the goalkeeper is 3 feet off it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 It's not as if the picture in the official "Laws of the Game" doesn't make it perfectly clear... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Scottish officials can't tell if the ball is 6 feet over the line, never mind if the goalkeeper is 3 feet off it. Yeah because Scottish officials are the only ones in the world to have made such an error. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Yeah because Scottish officials are the only ones in the world to have made such an error. ^^^ Euan Norris 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 ^^^ Euan Norris If I was I'd have drowned myself after my performance at Central Park on Saturday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyarabnuts Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 (edited) Sitting in hospital awaiting an ear op and i've got those llovely stockings on Edited March 21, 2013 by rustyarabnuts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Sitting in hospital awaiting an ear op and i've got those llovely stockings on Best to get your eyes checked while you're at it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 I can't handle being unemployed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 The local council offered us the choice of two houses yesterday. The rent on either of them is over £400 per month cheaper than what I am paying just now. Both houses are in the worst street in the area, hence the cheap price. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Congratulations on your engagement Ha, very good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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