Sergeant Wilson Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 I thought it was her uncle?Lichtie 23 reports sugary went well and her uncle is now into recoverly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 Lichtie 23 reports sugary went well and her uncle is now into recoverly. Sweet. Nice to see you've had a good night Sarge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 Sweet. Nice to see you've had a good night Sarge. As Lichtie23 might say is this a wush? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 There's a turd that's been in my toilet bowl for 48 hr and untold flushes now. It's indestructible. You need to wet some toilet roll and drop it direct on the jobby. I believe it's called a depth charge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 As Lichtie23 might say is this a wush? He's obviously never heard a hippo fart under water. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 Or shove it into the U-bend with the toilet brush. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syd Barrett Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 Or shove it into the U-bend with the toilet brush. Do you have a toilet brush? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 Or shove it into the U-bend with the toilet brush. Pedant alert. WC's fall into the following categories; P Trap, S Trap or Horizontal outlet. Occasionally you will encounter a thrown right or left P Trap. So f**k off with your U bend pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 (edited) The bristles get all shitey...this isn't good. If you do this you need a thick bog roll barrier. In severe cases the jobby may need scooped out on to an old Daily Record and put into next doors bin. Edited October 4, 2013 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 I thought it was her uncle? I to have an uncle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 I too have an uncle Ah, but has he been reconstructed? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 Ah, but has he been reconstructed? Are you trying to sell me volcano insurance? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christophe Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 Just been paid by my chalet mates for ATP, feeling semi-rich as the amount hasn't been added to me credit card yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christophe Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 Might take up smoking again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 Just been paid by my chalet mates for ATP, feeling semi-rich as the amount hasn't been added to me credit card yet. "Ass To Penis" ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 "Ass To Penis" ? Hmm there goes my appetite for porridge this morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 Took my son for his 1st pub lunch yesterday. Really enjoyed it the both of us 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboshandy Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 I had no idea Europe had a Blue Banana. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Banana I'm not clicking that after someone said the same about a waffle of the same colour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 I hate it when you go out for the day and when you take a few steps out your flat and you notice you have an over grown toe nail and its digging into the side of your neighbouring toe and you have to walk about with it digging in and you have no nail scissors 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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