Hedgecutter Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 I don't want to start a thread in the Premiership forum, so I'll just stick it here... Celtic f***** 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 Now that Stephen Kenny's jumper has been found, we can focus our attention on more serious news matters. Dog on loose in Baldragon Academy grounds A large dog has been spotted running loose around Dundee school grounds. Staff at Baldragon Academy attempted to catch the “mastiff-type dog” but were warned by pupils not to approach it. One teacher was told the animal was “not good with people”. The council’s animal control unit raced to the scene at 11am on Tuesday — during lesson time — but couldn’t find the animal. http://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/news/local/dog-on-loose-in-baldragon-academy-grounds-1.137735 Baldragon?? Is that estragon's hairless brother?? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast_Tim Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 I don't want to start a thread in the Premiership forum, so I'll just stick it here... Celtic f***** Delighted for big Efe. The main man 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 (edited) https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=zh-2eGezFeI#t=75 Foot like a traction engine. Edited October 4, 2013 by bullywee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatbhoy Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 Does she get her tits out? if not I'll stick to my Kindle. Nope. He led a very amoral lifestyle, bereft of thought and mixed with rockets and then educated himself. I hope you follow this approach to life Cool Treehouse of Horror opening sequence http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtgYY7dhTyE#t=104 Also, while Seamus is on and we're discussing SInead O'Connor Yep a zoomer like you would idolise a lunatic.....stands to reason. Hope the liberal, atheist loon ball brigade put more people like her up as their reps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 Yep a zoomer like you would idolise a lunatic.....stands to reason. Hope the liberal, atheist loon ball brigade put more people like her up as their reps. Wouldn't say I idolise her but this is a top tune http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUiTQvT0W_0 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christophe Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 There's a turd that's been in my toilet bowl for 48 hr and untold flushes now. It's indestructible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 There's a turd that's been in my toilet bowl for 48 hr and untold flushes now. It's indestructible. Take a couple of cracks at it with the toilet brush! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 There's a turd that's been in my toilet bowl for 48 hr and untold flushes now. It's indestructible. Get Sergeant Wilson round with his coathanger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 Fill a big bucket of water and pour it down at the same time as flushing. The extra force can do the job. If this doesn't work, send in ACAS and work out which of its demands you can accommodate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 I've forgotten how much I hate hospitals. Been sitting a room waiting on the wife coming out of surgery since 8pm, I've walked up and down the corridor and paced round the room umpteen times, I just can't settle at all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 I've forgotten how much I hate hospitals. Been sitting a room waiting on the wife coming out of surgery since 8pm, I've walked up and down the corridor and paced round the room umpteen times, I just can't settle at all. The smell of hospitals really make me feel sick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 I've forgotten how much I hate hospitals. Been sitting a room waiting on the wife coming out of surgery since 8pm, I've walked up and down the corridor and paced round the room umpteen times, I just can't settle at all. I can see why it has this effect on people given the associations it has with life. Hope the wifeys surgery went ok!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 I can see why it has this effect on people given the associations it has with life. Hope the wifeys surgery went ok!! I thought it was her uncle? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 I thought it was her uncle? Uncle? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 I thought it was her uncle? Oh you. I see what you did there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 Oh you. I see what you did there. I have no idea lol 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 That Bernadette from the Big Bang theory is tidy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carrier bag Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 I've forgotten how much I hate hospitals. Been sitting a room waiting on the wife coming out of surgery since 8pm, I've walked up and down the corridor and paced round the room umpteen times, I just can't settle at all. Relax and remind yourself you're talking her home to Wallyford. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 Get Sergeant Wilson round with his coathanger. Depends if it's a floater or a sinker. Slice up a floater and you'll have several floaters. These need weighed down with bog roll to create a bit of drag. Sinkers can be broken up avec le coathanger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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