bullywee Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 Animals are fucking shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEY_SIDNEY Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Im unhappy the fact the shitting stories in P&B Gold is closed for more stories....Had a wee funny one from the weekend. Damn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Im unhappy the fact the shitting stories in P&B Gold is closed for more stories.... Had a wee funny one from the weekend. Damn Was there not a thread debating various "wiping techniques" a while back...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Im unhappy the fact the shitting stories in P&B Gold is closed for more stories.... Had a wee funny one from the weekend. Damn Worse is that the Make Our Own Movie thread no longer has the videos because the site they were all on removed them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Worse is that the Make Our Own Movie thread no longer has the videos because the site they were all on removed them. I made one with my ex gf..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEY_SIDNEY Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Was there not a thread debating various "wiping techniques" a while back...... If there is then it certainly for that... i will have a look. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 I have a story for shitting stories. I've had shites that have taken ages to flush. Regularly have two flushers, often three flushers. Once had a five flusher. Until 9pm last night, my mate had the record in my house of nine flusher. Took nine attempts to rid of the beast. However, last night, out of my arse came a nineteen flusher. Nineteen attemps to get rid of it until it finally left. Never seen anything like it. My mum fell out with me and hasn't spoken to me since because I went into the livingroom in tears of laughter. A reply not too dissimilar to the infamous "disgustaan'" was muttered. I'd lie if I didn't say I was proud. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 I have a story for shitting stories.I've had shites that have taken ages to flush. Regularly have two flushers, often three flushers. Once had a five flusher. Until 9pm last night, my mate had the record in my house of nine flusher. Took nine attempts to rid of the beast. However, last night, out of my arse came a nineteen flusher. Nineteen attemps to get rid of it until it finally left. Never seen anything like it. My mum fell out with me and hasn't spoken to me since because I went into the livingroom in tears of laughter. A reply not too dissimilar to the infamous "disgustaan'" was muttered.I'd lie if I didn't say I was proud. You obviously didn't try breaking it up with a wire coathanger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Ovviously. I don't want to waste a good coathanger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Ovviously. I don't want to waste a good coathanger. How would that waste it. Hardly any shite sticks to it. You just rinse and wipe it. I use one of hers all the time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 My wife is going in for surgery on Friday. Getting her whole right ankle rebuilt more or less. I'm probably more nervous than her TBH. It's going to be a 6 month recovery period as well, but its for the best. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Start my new job tomorrow. Looking forward to it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 (edited) Worse is that the Make Our Own Movie thread no longer has the videos because the site they were all on removed them. From the ashes however, seems that one was preserved which I stuck on YouTube. Not quite the same away from events at the time sadly (Massone and the Livi administration saga) but here you go anyway... Edited September 30, 2013 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 From the ashes however, seems that one was preserved which I stuck on YouTube. Not quite the same away from events at the time sadly (Massone and the Livi administration saga) but here you go anyway... http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_f6KxR3y-o&sns=em Hilarious! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClathyDave Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Makes me laugh whenever I watch it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 I used to think there was a band actually called Various Artists 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 I challenge anyone to find someone more eccied than the bird at 2.30 in this video: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forzamorton Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 One week ago today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 I challenge anyone to find someone more eccied than the bird at 2.30 in this video: Sadly I think Lionel may have been on more than eccies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fony Titz Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Sadly I think Lionel may have been on more than eccies. crystal meth! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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