Guest The Phoenix Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 The question that needs answered Why was StandFree on the train to Glasgow? Because he was off his trolley? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 Ford Kiernan's (Jack from Still Game) 12 year old son was found dead in their Glasgow home last night. Horrible news 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallo_Madrid Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 I'd like the share this with P&B. Wonderful stuff. Anyone else tried it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 Was just about to head out for lunch when I realised that my wallet wasn't in my jacket pocket. Went back to my desk, wasn't there, panic sets in. I also realise that my work pass and iPod are missing from the pockets too. "It can't be the case that they fell out my pockets on the way to work, surely?!" I thought. So, I head to my other half's work to get the car keys and a lend of some lunch money. Go to the multistorey car park, no wallet in car. Fuuuuck. So, panicking about losing all my cards and ~£60 in cash, I go to get some lunch with my borrowed money. I get my change, go to put it in the safe inside pocket... only to find no inside pocket. Upon further inspection, it turns out I've picked up the wrong jacket at work and all is in fact just fine. What an idiot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 Was just about to head out for lunch when I realised that my wallet wasn't in my jacket pocket. Went back to my desk, wasn't there, panic sets in. I also realise that my work pass and iPod are missing from the pockets too. "It can't be the case that they fell out my pockets on the way to work, surely?!" I thought. So, I head to my other half's work to get the car keys and a lend of some lunch money. Go to the multistorey car park, no wallet in car. Fuuuuck. So, panicking about losing all my cards and ~£60 in cash, I go to get some lunch with my borrowed money. I get my change, go to put it in the safe inside pocket... only to find no inside pocket. Upon further inspection, it turns out I've picked up the wrong jacket at work and all is in fact just fine. What an idiot. I had a similar facepalm moment last night. I was heading out to work last night preparing a bag to take to my girlfriend's house after work. I even remember picking up my wallet to see if I had change, which got me all panicking as I turned up to work with no wallet in my back pocket. I let it slide during work (only a 3 hour shift) and phoned my mum while I was on my way to my girlfriend's house. She had a look but couldn't find it anywhere in the house. I sat wondering where the f**k it could be, and started to panic, as it is a major pain in the arse to have everything in my wallet cancelled/renewed. Turns out I'd put it in my bag. Total fud. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 Still, wasn't as bad as the time I accidentally woke up at 8:45, rushed to get to work for 9, set up shop, worked for an hour and then realise realised from a tourist saying "I'm surprised you still run tours this late on in the day" that I'd turned up for work 12hrs early. I was 'jetlagged' the next day as I'd convinced my body it was morning. In my defence, it was the height of summer where sunlight's the same brightness both am and pm, I worked in a cave so I couldn't see the light outside fade and my boss replied to the news by saying "ha, I've done that a few times myself" as if there was nothing stupid about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 At least you got a free lunch from the girlfriend 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 This got shared on my newsfeed the other day: http://elitedaily.com/news/world/man-writes-lengthy-complaint-airline-sit-next-thought-infant-hippopotamus/ Absolute belter of a complaint letter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 Was just about to head out for lunch when I realised that my wallet wasn't in my jacket pocket. Went back to my desk, wasn't there, panic sets in. I also realise that my work pass and iPod are missing from the pockets too. "It can't be the case that they fell out my pockets on the way to work, surely?!" I thought. So, I head to my other half's work to get the car keys and a lend of some lunch money. Go to the multistorey car park, no wallet in car. Fuuuuck. So, panicking about losing all my cards and ~£60 in cash, I go to get some lunch with my borrowed money. I get my change, go to put it in the safe inside pocket... only to find no inside pocket. Upon further inspection, it turns out I've picked up the wrong jacket at work and all is in fact just fine. What an idiot. Is your name Rodney and your other half Cassandra? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 - Fred, Velma, Shaggy... Can you name one of the 'Big 5' African animals? - Rhino - We know you do, Scooby, but it's not your team's turn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 Hedgecutter's paving the way to his defence re being caught wearing female underwear. It was all a big mistake, guv. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
underdogunderdog underdog Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 Cheek or parting? Serious question. Could be sciatic pain, could be piles. Parting. What is sciatic pain? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 Parting. What is sciatic pain? What you get when you bang your head on the rafters in your loft. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 Parting. What is sciatic pain? Ask your doctor to have a look to be sure. It's most likely to something dead simple but the doctor will be able to sort it out. Sciatica is nerve pain. It feels like a sharp, shooting pain that starts in your lower back that you can feel in your bum cheek as it sends a twinge right down your leg. It's a b*****d. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
underdogunderdog underdog Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 Ask your doctor to have a look to be sure. It's most likely to something dead simple but the doctor will be able to sort it out. Sciatica is nerve pain. It feels like a sharp, shooting pain that starts in your lower back that you can feel in your bum cheek as it sends a twinge right down your leg. It's a b*****d. Thanks. I had a search on the internet and found the shooting pain is quite common. I only get it rarely and thankfully it just lasts a few seconds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 Went to see American Hustle at the w/end.....................thought it was pretty good. Christian Bale is a fcuking brilliant actor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 http://www.dailystar.co.uk/tv/big-brother/359568/CBB-s-Luisa-Zissman-I-want-to-be-a-porn-star-but-they-ll-have-to-pay-me-500-000- I'll start a whip round. Who's in? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 f**k that, she's a horror. ^^^^ Doing porn wrong. Hint; you aren't supposed to look at their face! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 You must be from Arbroath. Or Torphins, the anagram of shit porn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 Speaking of Arbroath and porn..... http://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/news/local/arbroath-top-of-the-league-at-porn-site-1.174214 Town full of wankers confirmed at last 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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