Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 I love that mint shower gel that leaves a tingle around the perineum You do realize you're supposed to wash with it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 You do realize you're supposed to wash with it? Yeah i rub it right in there and get the shower right up close and rub vigorously , the tingling doesn't kick in til I'm out the shower usually 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Yeah i rub it right in there and get the shower right up close and rub vigorously , the tingling doesn't kick in til I'm out the shower usually It's good to read you've found an alternative to the socks, at least. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Yeah i rub it right in there and get the shower right up close and rub vigorously , the tingling doesn't kick in til I'm out the shower usually It's good to read you've found an alternative to the socks, at least. I was going to say that it's good of him to come clean. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Bill Johnstone on the radio commentary of the Glasgow Warriors game just asked how to pronounce a name properly, stating he always felt it would be disrespectful to the players if he didn't. Compare and contrast with the wonderful Mr Tyldesley. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 People are putting out loads of those joke photos of the kid who was on the cover of Nevermind, linking to Mary Berry or Barack Obama? I'm thinking of making one that says "Feeling old - this is the actor who played Ross' son Ben in Friends" and putting a picture of Jihadi John. If I do that will I be named and shamed on the front page of the Daily Express? Help me P&B. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 I love that mint shower gel that leaves a tingle around the perineum Now I heard a rumour that if you spray the American midgie spray 'OFF' on the happy sack area then you get a really nice tingling feeling. I also 'heard' that it doesn't work with Avon's 'Skin so soft' which admittedly does keep the midges away pretty effectively too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 Next is having a 75% off sale today. I get woken up at 6am on my only day off for fucking shopping. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 Now I heard a rumour that if you spray the American midgie spray 'OFF' on the happy sack area then you get a really nice tingling feeling. I also 'heard' that it doesn't work with Avon's 'Skin so soft' which admittedly does keep the midges away pretty effectively too. Not sure I'm going to fall for that one, a mate tricked me into rubbing deep heat down there once 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 The guy down at the bottom of leith walk who has a burger stall makes the finest cheese burger i have ever had 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 75% off sleep. I got f**k all out of it. My girlfriend said she seen a shirt I would like but never got it. What's the point in her looking if she wasn't going to get it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 The guy down at the bottom of leith walk who has a burger stall makes the finest cheese burger i have ever had Did you w**k into a sock in front of the guy to emphasise how good it was? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 (edited) Now I heard a rumour that if you spray the American midgie spray 'OFF' on the happy sack area then you get a really nice tingling feeling. I also 'heard' that it doesn't work with Avon's 'Skin so soft' which admittedly does keep the midges away pretty effectively too. A girl I was once seeing persuaded me to use Vicks vapour rub down there. whilst not an unpleasant experience it's not one I have repeated.Skin so soft is teckle for keeping midgies away. ETA she wasn't an ex at the time. Edited September 27, 2014 by Dee Dee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 Did you w**k into a sock in front of the guy to emphasise how good it was? This is getting old and boring now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 Did you w**k into a sock in front of the guy to emphasise how good it was? This is getting old and boring now Stop doing it then; surprised your burger man hasn't called the police TBH. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 Stop doing it then; surprised your burger man hasn't called the police TBH. A jokes a joke though its getting predictable. I enjoy laughing at my own expense more so than anyone but the jokes are predictable and boring. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 (edited) A jokes a joke though its getting predictable. I enjoy laughing at my own expense more so than anyone but the jokes are predictable and boring. It's only 'cause we love you, ***. You're e-famous! (for wanking into socks) Edit: lol at a common Facebook term of affection being censored 'cause of they sectarian bassas Edited September 27, 2014 by BigFatTabbyDave 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 http://www.bluelight.org/vb/archive/index.php/t-559667.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 It's only 'cause we love you, ***. You're e-famous! (for wanking into socks) Edit: lol at a common Facebook term of affection being censored 'cause of they sectarian bassas As i said I'm obviously happy to have the piss taken out of me but sometimes its not funny just because its obvious and repetitive ken? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 As i said I'm obviously happy to have the piss taken out of me but sometimes its not funny just because its obvious and repetitive ken? *hugs* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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