Dee Dee Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 I used to do it in the bin next to my bed when i was a teenager, just leant over the bed and shot straight into it. I remember the smell to this day and recently smelt it when i was in the bedroom of a 16 year old boy WHAT THE f**k!!!!!' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 Uh oh. It was a friend of a friend of a friend, i didn't have it in me to tell the childs mother but i knew the smell right away. It smells a bit like an out of date banana 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 It sounds a lot worse than it should, i was only in his room to play x box 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 It sounds a lot worse than it should, i was only in his room to play x box Stop. It. Right. Now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 It was a friend of a friend of a friend, i didn't have it in me to tell the childs mother but i knew the smell right away. It smells a bit like an out of date banana When I was a teenager, my brother moved out of the family home and I moved into his bedroom. It took weeks of leaving the window open all day to get it smelling fresh in there. I'd just assumed it was his habit of leaving dishes and cups in his room. Thanks for that, throbber. I'm away to throw up and scrub my nostrils with a bottle brush. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 When I was a teenager, my brother moved out of the family home and I moved into his bedroom. It took weeks of leaving the window open all day to get it smelling fresh in there. I'd just assumed it was his habit of leaving dishes and cups in his room. Thanks for that, throbber. I'm away to throw up and scrub my nostrils with a bottle brush. When i think back to it i wonder what my mum/sister say about it and wonder if the notice at all. They are probably in denial that i ever even did it in the first place. The stench is just unmistakable though and the amount i did it and didn't properly dispose of it there was only really one outcome. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 When I was a teenager, my brother moved out of the family home and I moved into his bedroom. It took weeks of leaving the window open all day to get it smelling fresh in there. I'd just assumed it was his habit of leaving dishes and cups in his room. Thanks for that, throbber. I'm away to throw up and scrub my nostrils with a bottle brush. It might have been something to do with his socks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 It might have been something to do with his socks. I never used socks at that age 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 I never used socks at that age Because of your religious beliefs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 Because of your religious beliefs? Not at all just because i chose to do it straight into the bin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 Fuuuuukin hell Throbber! I was only in his room to play the x box as mentioned 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 I was only in his room to play the x box as mentioned .....and that milud concludes my cross examination. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 I was only in his room to play the x box as mentioned Did you have a good fiddle on his joystick 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 Bravo Throbber, bravo, you went from being semi (snigger) serious about getting bored with sock jokes to me nearly spraying red wine all over my laptop. I had a T shirt that I used to use for some reason, I think it started as a one off and then it just got reused. I was away from home and doing my own washing so no foul, no crime but even after it was washed it was tainted in my eyes and I never wore it again, it probably had a months worth of baby gravy fired into it before it was washed and then binned. Bog roll is the way ahead, if you get questioned on why you've got a roll of it (and probably a dozen empty rolls) by your bed you can always say you had a cold. No one will believe you but you can say it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 I think I'm almost back to being a normal person with moralitity and decency. Mainly due to actions of others but still. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 Kitchen roll FTW. Bigger, stronger, and the texture is quite pleasant. Flies better when you fling it at passers-by tae. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 I think I'm almost back to being a normal person with moralitity and decency. Mainly due to actions of others but still. Our company has just made you feel better about yourself 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 Now I'm worried people on here won't take me seriously any more 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 I've put on half a stone over a three week holiday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 Now I'm worried people on here won't take me seriously any more Whats with this "any more" shit ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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