ICTChris Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 So Cheik Tiote what first attracted you to your mistress? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2774654/Newcastle-ace-Cheick-Tiote-defends-decision-two-wives-AND-mistress.html Bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 Reporting Scotland just used the start of the "THERE'S BEEN A RAPE UP THERE" scene from The Office 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 I've had a back problem and was at the physio earlier. I took off my top and lay face down on the bed. As she turned to begin a massage, she exclaimed 'Wow, looks like you had a good weekend!'. I just mumbled 'yeah, it was good' and then asked what made her say that. She showed me my back in a mirror and it is covered in long scratch marks and I've no idea how they got there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 Are these last two posts linked in anyway? Probably the ones Fudge was handcuffed to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityDave Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 Had a sensitive left side of my mouth for years and not able to eat ice cream or hot food on that side without pain or sensitivity. Mentioned it to my dentist on during two appointments a year apart and she couldn't find anything wrong even with an x ray. Today something got lodged between my molars on the left side of my mouth right behind an old filling I have had since being a teenager. Managed to pull it out and realised it was a piece of tooth from right under the filling. The tooth must have been cracked for years and has now broken off, but now part of the filling isn't supported by anything so a trip to the dentist has to be arranged tomorrow. Pleased this was what was wrong all along and should be easy enough to fix. Have no idea how this happened originally and sure it wasn't me trying to open a beer bottle years ago. Chipped a front tooth doing that and had already learned that lesson. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 What would you do with an electronic tongue? http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-10-01/robotic-tasting-machine-tests-thai-food-for-authenticity/5783198 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityDave Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 ^ I had a similar thing, got a filling when i was about 10 maybe and the dentist said after i had left it would be a bit sensitive for a while with hot or cold drinks, well it was sensitive for about 12 years then i just decided i was sick of having to keep food and drink away from it for so long and went back then they did a bit of work to it and said that would be that. The next day i had the most unbearable toothache, had never had that before then and it was one of the worst pains i had ever known. The tooth then had root canal treatment in it because i didn't want to have it pulled out,despite all this it still didn't feel 100% and then a couple years later i chewed into something and half the tooth fell off, there was not pain this time but it had gone on too long and had to get it taken out which was what i should have done 15 years earlier so i didn't spend over half my life not putting food stuffs to that side of my mouth Looks like the filling was touching a nerve, ouch!. I wonder if the drilling itself had either cracked or weakened the tooth so eventually broke off, same with me. Quite surprised/shocked I lost a part of a tooth, since I never have any problems, only 3 fillings in 30 years and 2 wisdom teeth out, that's it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 What would you do with an electronic tongue? http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-10-01/robotic-tasting-machine-tests-thai-food-for-authenticity/5783198 Fairly certain that, at some point, the output from that machine will read, "PLEASE KILL ME". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 (edited) Finally finished my World Cup 2010 sticker album yesterday. They're supposed to be nodding. Why aren't my Dynamic Duo nodding? Edited October 1, 2014 by BigFatTabbyDave 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Irvine Welsh is miffed: http://www.scotsman.com/what-s-on/film/irvine-welsh-slams-osborne-s-trainspotting-speech-1-3558866 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Finally finished my World Cup 2010 sticker album yesterday. inline-1-batman-google-gifs2.gif They're supposed to be nodding. Why aren't my Dynamic Duo nodding? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 (edited) The uni freshers look so young. That was me once, thinking I was all so grown up at the time. Eta: Also, I'm amazed that so many people spell independent with an a in it despite two years of referendum posts. Edited October 1, 2014 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chupacabra Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 I've just had a look through all the Bankruptcy pages in the Edinburgh Gazette for my town pmsl, half the towns up, does nae fucker have any responsibility or shame nae more ? Absolutely tragic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Like the guys undies comment: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-10-02/snake-wrangler-catches-massive-red-bellied-black-snake-newcastle/5786950 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Its not the first erection that Rachel has given me ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Its not the first erection that Rachel has given me ! You can still get them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 You can still get them I'd make the effort for Rachel, I'd even use an ice lolly stick as a splint. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 I'd make the effort for Rachel, I'd even use an ice lolly stick as a splint. Fab. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Fab. No, probably a solero 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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