Bing (2) Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 I don't really know what it means The verbose equivalent of you frantically scouring the house in a panic for 'the' sock, without having a sexual thought in your head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 The verbose equivalent of you frantically scouring the house in a panic for 'the' sock, without having a sexual thought in your head. Am i right in thinking it means that you are trying and struggling to come up with a justification of what you have said? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Defeated the wife at scrabble last night, taunted her with some classic P&B insults. I told her she was "rattled", "seething" and of course, "on the verge of tears" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Apparently Michaela Strachan has had a double mastectomy. Because of cancer, not some strange lifestyle choice. The embittered tragedy typing doesn't give a shit, but there's still a wee boy inside somewhere who'd like to give her a cuddle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 "That's not the way your father did it" http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-29494641 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 i poo about 4 times a day 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 My couch is the best thing that's ever happened to me. Thanks Dougie Donnelly. Dougie pumped your maw on the couch you still use? Bound to be worth a bit to DD (or, indeed, Mozza) worshippers as an artifact. Although it'll go for a bomb when the great man dies and the inevitable cloning attempts occur. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Shiite Jamaican comedy. Literally. Must be related to all the big booty stuff you search for. Wiping her unwashed shitty hands all over her face and hair was a bit nasty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Genuinely didn't realise how sexual that laptop stuff would read Anyone else still use 8" floppies? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing (2) Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Genuinely didn't realise how sexual that laptop stuff would read Anyone else still use 8" floppies? Hewge Package still sell them I believe.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 The bog seat was down when she sat on the cludgie .... Didnae wash her hands either, the clarty hoor. Stop searching for Jamaican twerking videos, Throbs. By which I mean, keep searching and post links in the night shift 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Defeated the wife at scrabble last night, taunted her with some classic P&B insults. I told her she was "rattled", "seething" and of course, "on the verge of tears" ^^^ yet to hear that he's never seeing his hole again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 My granny came from over by Aberfoyle and, to my knowledge, never set foot in Clackmannanshire. For some reason, she used to call me Tullibody when I was a young hatchling. I never knew that Tullibody existed until I randomly ended up driving through the place as an eighteen year old. Luckily I wasn't driving when I saw the "you are entering..." sign, as my mind was blown Sadly, my gran was long dead by then. So many questions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Genuinely didn't realise how sexual that laptop stuff would read Anyone else still use 8" floppies? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Im feeling quite low and sad and have been for a couple weeks now and can't seem to be happy and confident 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Saw a Kingfisher out the front window yesterday. First I've ever seen. A really vibrant shade of blue! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Did she ever visit Sterling, Tillicoutry near Stirling? She may know a certain Mr D Donelley. Which would make you my...uncle? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Im feeling quite low and sad and have been for a couple weeks now and can't seem to be happy and confident I believe that P&B's antidepressant of choice is alcohol. Or the BRALT, but only at certain times. I understand November is currently scheduled for maximum effect. You'll feel better soon, don't worry *strokes hair* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 <picture of massive Wang> God, I'd no idea that computers were so sexy. I really didn't take advantage of my time as a technician. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Im feeling quite low and sad and have been for a couple weeks now and can't seem to be happy and confident You should start a thread, that worked really well for BJ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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