DAFC Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Been eating lots of granola this week and just deposited something that may cause bother at Rosyth dockyard. Not something to be proud of but I feel about half a stone lighter. Childbirth, meh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 I wasn't. I was in the living room.Mashing spuds in the living room? Scum, for mash get smash scum 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 I wasn't. I was in the living room.then your missus is quite correct 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 I cant not share this with p&b after seeing it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 I cant not share this with p&b after seeing it Yeah, safe innit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Fair enough. I was just making sure.i was once asked to give her a hand in the kitchen, seemingly I wasted more tattie whilst peeling them and my roasters were too big. Final straw was pouring some greasy looking shite out that was in a pan, seemingly it was for the gravy, who knew. Never been asked since *sniggers* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 I cant not share this with p&b after seeing it Class! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 That Jackie Bird is tidy tackle like -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 That Jackie Bird is tidy tackle like Here's one of her pussy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Barry's got shoes dat come wit laces 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
who's yer dadi Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 I gotta make this money, it's all on me. We gotta get this cheese, it's all we need.I gotta make this money, it's all on me.Louis, Reece and Big and the BBC.My money doesn't jiggle jiggle, it folds.I wanna see you wiggle wiggle for sure.It makes me wanna dribble dribble, you know.Ridin' in my Fiat, you really have to see it.I'm six feet two in a compact. No slack. But luckily, the seats go back.I've got a knack to relax in my mindI'm feeling fine, and I'm sipping some red, red wine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 I gotta make this money, it's all on me. We gotta get this cheese, it's all we need.I gotta make this money, it's all on me. Louis, Reece and Big and the BBC. My money doesn't jiggle jiggle, it folds. I wanna see you wiggle wiggle for sure. It makes me wanna dribble dribble, you know. Ridin' in my Fiat, you really have to see it. I'm six feet two in a compact. No slack. But luckily, the seats go back. I've got a knack to relax in my mind I'm feeling fine, and I'm sipping some red, red wine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 If I'm looking at an attractive woman and I fart (usually on the telly or computer or whatever, I don't usually fart in front of tidy birds) I instantly find them disgusting until the smell has went away). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 I gotta make this money, it's all on me. We gotta get this cheese, it's all we need.I gotta make this money, it's all on me. Louis, Reece and Big and the BBC. My money doesn't jiggle jiggle, it folds. I wanna see you wiggle wiggle for sure. It makes me wanna dribble dribble, you know. Ridin' in my Fiat, you really have to see it. I'm six feet two in a compact. No slack. But luckily, the seats go back. I've got a knack to relax in my mind I'm feeling fine, and I'm sipping some red, red wine. I'd recognise dem sick bars anywhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 I've just seen a car driver reading a street map. Remember them? How very 20th Century. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dillinger Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Wife left me Four months ago. New girlfriend is calling down to stay over. Telling me what all sorts of things she is going to do to me. Been pished for a week and still am. Pouring coffee into me to try and get sober. How on earth do I get sober the fast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Wife left me Four months ago. New girlfriend is calling down to stay over. Telling me what all sorts of things she is going to do to me. Been pished for a week and still am. Pouring coffee into me to try and get sober. How on earth do I get sober the fast. Drink loads of water and take a Viagra. It'll help on both sobering you up, and shagging like a champion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Been on here somewhere but 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 I'm going to see midget fighting tonight. Cannot fucking wait. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 I'm going to see midget fighting tonight. Cannot fucking wait. Will Bridget be there? I'm already wearing my coat otherwise I'd get it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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