cracowjambo Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 oh throbber you have a lot to learn. When shopping with the Mrs you need to act the c**t to piss her off, tell her to hurry up, act all bored & huffy, pretend you are on an invisible horse or doing impossible star jumps by using the full length mirrors you get in shops by hiding half your head and body behind it, drag her into every toy shop too and spend ages looking at lego and airfix kits. If your Mrs is anything like mine she'll tell you to go to the pub and she'll come meet you when she has finished. Don't mention it This tactic has a fatal flaw. If she has the car keys and pisses off home leaving you to bus it home 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 This tactic has a fatal flaw. If she has the car keys and pisses off home leaving you to bus it home My mate did that a few years ago when his then gf gave him a hard time for speaking to a girl he knew from school......he just jumped in his car and fcuked off. I told him he was an idiot for going out with moaning cow in the first place! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 oh throbber you have a lot to learn. When shopping with the Mrs you need to act the c**t to piss her off, tell her to hurry up, act all bored & huffy, pretend you are on an invisible horse or doing impossible star jumps by using the full length mirrors you get in shops by hiding half your head and body behind it, drag her into every toy shop too and spend ages looking at lego and airfix kits. If your Mrs is anything like mine she'll tell you to go to the pub and she'll come meet you when she has finished. Don't mention it If only i had read this before we went out, ended up not only not getting the liverpool chelsea game but missed half of scores. bet on kilmarnock as well to compound a miserable day On a sidenote i could have sworn i saw Tommy Sheridan and his wife on princes st 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 This tactic has a fatal flaw. If she has the car keys and pisses off home leaving you more time in the pubFixed for you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 http://uniladmag.com/girls/keira-knightley-strips-naked-in-protest-against-photoshopping/ Ive got bigger norms than her but i do still find her attractive 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 http://uniladmag.com/girls/keira-knightley-strips-naked-in-protest-against-photoshopping/ Ive got bigger norms than her but i do still find her attractive Shopped IMO. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 On a sidenote i could have sworn i saw Tommy Sheridan and his wife on princes st It never rains but it pours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 Fixed for you Still you have to suffer public transport. Smelly people go on the bus. SMELLY PEOPLE 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 It never rains but it pours. On reflection i don't think it was him, i was in a bad way back then 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 On reflection i don't think it was him, i was in a bad way back then At least things are looking up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 Still you have to suffer public transport. Smelly people go on the bus. SMELLY PEOPLE Your own fault for staying in Fife TBH. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 Making this for dinner http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/beefstroganoffwithsa_89439 have made it a few times its different from other stroganoffs i have had and i would recommend it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 Your own fault for staying in Fife TBH. It's the same anywhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 Making this for dinner http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/beefstroganoffwithsa_89439 have made it a few times its different from other stroganoffs i have had and i would recommend it I recommend the following improvements to the recipe... Ingredients For the beef stroganoff 150ml/5fl oz brandy For the sautéed potatoes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 Im going to have rice with it, flirting with the idea of going for a crispy shredded beef idea instead though just trying to find a recipe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 Im going to have rice with it, flirting with the idea of going for a crispy shredded beef idea instead though just trying to find a recipe Ingredients For Crispy Shredded Beef 150ml/5fl oz brandy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 Might make this instead http://stage.bluedragon.spinnaker.g-sale.co.uk/recipes/crispy-shredded-beef.aspx Are rice vinegar and white wine vinegar the same thing pretty much? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 Why you keep going on about the brandy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 He likes the way you talk to him whilst drunk. Dont blame him tbh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 Irn bru is the ultimate hangover cure 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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