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It's on BBC 1, you have 6 minutes.

Fucking iPlayer, clicked on the Christmas episode by mistake. Chris Evans EGAD! :o

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They were only doing headshots of Ms Ora by the time I got the live feed, but...

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Apparently pished guy on a Space hopper stopped in Dundee:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/cops-stop-drunk-new-years-4923988

"The unnamed man was spotted by officers as he attempted to bounce his way through the Marketgait underpass in Dundee at around 3am on New Year’s Day"

Probably started space hopping at the top of the Hulltoon and couldn't stop.

Lucky not to be done for speeding imo.

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Apparently pished guy on a Space hopper stopped in Dundee:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/cops-stop-drunk-new-years-4923988

"The unnamed man was spotted by officers as he attempted to bounce his way through the Marketgait underpass in Dundee at around 3am on New Year’s Day"

He was stopped for having less than 1.6mm tread.

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Probably made of Jews teeth.

No offence, like.

Pff. Why would you waste good untermensch teeth on coins when there are strapping Aryan heroes that need dentures?

Honestly, you'll never get the Fourth Reich kickstarted at this rate, Moz.

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Moray fisherman recieves reply to 42-year-old message in a bottle… From New York!

That's actual quality. I never bothered with anything like that because I moved around so much that nobody would know me by the time it was returned. Think I'll give something like that a try, considering this'll likely be the place they extract my cold, dead corpse from.

Ought to get a wriggle on before HGNNN---

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