mizfit Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 I'm with Mozza, anytime I see a cock drawn somewhere I giggle to myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 I've never drawn a spurt, but three pubes for each ball is standard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 I've never drawn a spurt, but three pubes for each ball is standard. That's your subconscious telling you you're firing blanks.You might want to get on Jeremy Kyle for a DNA test. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 The wee baldy b*****d has been doing this for 45 years. Sir Elton John is calling for a boycott of fashion http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/31896339 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2015/3/13/8207583/pilot-draws-giant-penis-flight-radar-florida 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 (edited) Got a warning point for saying to 1320Lichtie, "You are a dab and a tim? You disgust me." as Mr X deems calling someone a tim "unacceptable". Can anyone explain why this is, considering 'tim' is what Celtic fans call themselves. They called their young supporters club from Thailand the 'Thai ****' amongst numerous other examples I can't be arsed giving. I'd like to hear if Celtic fans find this term offensive. If not, I'd like my warning point rescinded pronto, Mr X. http://www.thecelticwiki.com/m/page/Tim Edit: Fucking hell, you can't even type the name of their SE Asian kid's supporters club without it self-censoring Edited March 16, 2015 by Dee Man 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Think I'll watch South Park tonight. Not seen it in ages. This guy is my favourite character: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Think I'll watch South Park tonight. Not seen it in ages. This guy is my favourite character: download (1).jpg Up the Down Steroid/Krazy Kripples/Kripple Fight his best 3 Or the one they put a rocket launcher on his back to try and go back to the 3rd grade 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Just over a month until the 20th anniversary of the Oklahoma City bombing. That guy was a bad man. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_McVeigh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 I've just seen dee mans post on the other thread and caught on to this now..... p***k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 And he was a Tim. Coincidence? I'm just glad that magazine cover had an E at the end. Think I'll watch Edward Scissorhands and Beetlejuice tonight after South Park. Brilliantly produced films. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 I've just seen dee mans post on the other thread and caught on to this now..... p***k. I was wondering why you didn't react at the time. I'll just stick to calling you a dab from now on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 The same mod who bottled out of answering my justified questions about the closing of the suicide thread 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 I am sick to the back teeth hearing about Jeremy Clarkson. The guys a racist,homophobic bigoted c**t. Sack him...............simple 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Had some angry Northern Irishman on the phone just there. I had to fight the urge to scream "MUSSUS BUNFIELD" down the phone 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Surveying plans for a townhouse project. It's over 4 floors and has a lift between floors, several formal lounges, enormous bedrooms, dressing rooms and a wine & cigar lounge, but the kitchen is only about 3 metres long. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 How much more room do women need? Levity aside, it's weird how you'd have 3 or 4 lounges but only a wee kitchen. In my game the clients are usually trying to stick the biggest possible kitchen they can in the available space, it's a pissing contest against the neighbours generally, so it's unusual for someone to be more interested in having loads of sofa space and little cooking space. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Levity aside, it's weird how you'd have 3 or 4 lounges but only a wee kitchen. In my game the clients are usually trying to stick the biggest possible kitchen they can in the available space, it's a pissing contest against the neighbours generally, so it's unusual for someone to be more interested in having loads of sofa space and little cooking space. That's utterly bizarre as far as I'm concerned. I mean I've surveyed some ridiculously tiny kitchens, obviously 1 bed flats and the likes whereby you can't even turn around properly. If it was me, I'd be looking for a fairly large open plan kitchen/diner, anything over say 20m2 in a decent sized house. Mind you if that's a town house, you'd be able to go much larger! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Levity aside, it's weird how you'd have 3 or 4 lounges but only a wee kitchen. In my game the clients are usually trying to stick the biggest possible kitchen they can in the available space, it's a pissing contest against the neighbours generally, so it's unusual for someone to be more interested in having loads of sofa space and little cooking space. If they can afford a place like that they'll probably have a butler to cook and put the takeaways onto warm plates. No point in spoiling him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 Not into rugby, but every time I see a story on the news about the Scottish rugby team it always begins with "Scotland can take some positives from the loss against ....." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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