Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Bit more news on the guy from yesterday. A mix of some strong painkillers from recent back surgery, along with nicotine patches while smoking still caused him to stop breathing. He would have died if he was left much longer without help. He is recovering well and thankfully he's only got a very sore chest due to the pressure from performing the CPR. I still can't believe people just walked past me without stopping or offering help. Not everybody wants to have a threesome, in a park, in daylight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Everyone knows that in a personal ad, 'bubbly' means fat. Can we assume the fact the guy who died in the M9 crash was described by his step mother as 'a cheeky chappie' and a 'loveable rogue' that he was in fact an areshole? And a criminal record as long as your arm? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Wonder if he'll be after a second date? Through word of mouth, I was recommended for a job in the office I'm currently temping in. Passed a quick exam earlier and have been invited along for an interview next Friday. Hoping that after 11 weeks on the scrap heap I can finally get a permanent job and become a semi-functioning member of society. Great news is that he saved a guys life. Bad news he'll be expecting a ride on the next meeting after a snog on the first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Any other midlothian posters on here looking forward to the borders railway opening in a number of weeks time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Good news, the guy from yesterday I found. He is alive and wellThat's good news but I have to ask. Are you some sort of serial killer? A bit like a P&B Dexter? You seem to regularly "find" dead bodies and now one that was almost dead.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 (edited) I think dead bodies "find" him.Ah P&Bs Haley Joel Osment then? Edited July 30, 2015 by Swarley 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-33726448 Trump confuses politics with biology. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 I saw an old guy perform a wheelspin in a Hyundai today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pars fan Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 That's good news but I have to ask. Are you some sort of serial killer? A bit like a P&B Dexter? You seem to regularly "find" dead bodies and now one that was almost dead.. How regular is regularly? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 I've had this song stuck in my head all night at work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pars fan Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 I've had this song stuck in my head all night at work. I rarely play videos on this but I'm glad I did this time, brought back some quality memory data. Well played. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 How regular is regularly?Have a look back through the PTTGOYN thread. It's like every other week. If Taggart was still around he'd have figured it out by now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pars fan Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Have a look back through the PTTGOYN thread. It's like every other week. If Taggart was still around he'd have figured it out by now. I can't do the whole 'look back thing' I'll take your word on it though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 (edited) I can't do the whole 'look back thing' I'll take your word on it though.I've already said too much. I'll be next on his kill list #prayforswarley Edited July 31, 2015 by Swarley 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pars fan Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 I've already said too much. I'll be next on his kill list #prayforswarley I'm preying for you, man. Hooe it works. . . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 I'm preying for you, man. Hooe it works. . . He's preying too, which is why I should be worried... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pars fan Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Call Columbo, he can deal with this. Just one one more thing. . . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Any other midlothian posters on here looking forward to the borders railway opening in a number of weeks time. I'm in east Lothian, but aye. A real ale day in the borders?? Ohhhh yesss 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Any other midlothian posters on here looking forward to the borders railway opening in a number of weeks time. I'm in east Lothian, but aye. A real ale day in the borders?? Ohhhh yesss 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 http://uberhavoc.com/26-tragically-awkward-wedding-photos/9272 Number 14 is clearly a Lochee wedding. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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