Things you want to share with P&B

[Dee Dee]

I used to do it in the bin next to my bed when i was a teenager, just leant over the bed and shot straight into it. I remember the smell to this day and recently smelt it when i was in the bedroom of a 16 year old boy

WHAT THE f**k!!!!!'

[throbber]

Uh oh.

It was a friend of a friend of a friend, i didn't have it in me to tell the childs mother but i knew the smell right away. It smells a bit like an out of date banana

[throbber]

It sounds a lot worse than it should, i was only in his room to play x box

[Dee Dee]

It sounds a lot worse than it should, i was only in his room to play x box

Stop. It. Right. Now.

[Lisa Cuddy]

It was a friend of a friend of a friend, i didn't have it in me to tell the childs mother but i knew the smell right away. It smells a bit like an out of date banana

When I was a teenager, my brother moved out of the family home and I moved into his bedroom. It took weeks of leaving the window open all day to get it smelling fresh in there. I'd just assumed it was his habit of leaving dishes and cups in his room.

Thanks for that, throbber. I'm away to throw up and scrub my nostrils with a bottle brush.

[throbber]

When I was a teenager, my brother moved out of the family home and I moved into his bedroom. It took weeks of leaving the window open all day to get it smelling fresh in there. I'd just assumed it was his habit of leaving dishes and cups in his room.

Thanks for that, throbber. I'm away to throw up and scrub my nostrils with a bottle brush.

When i think back to it i wonder what my mum/sister say about it and wonder if the notice at all. They are probably in denial that i ever even did it in the first place. The stench is just unmistakable though and the amount i did it and didn't properly dispose of it there was only really one outcome.

[ICTJohnboy]

When I was a teenager, my brother moved out of the family home and I moved into his bedroom. It took weeks of leaving the window open all day to get it smelling fresh in there. I'd just assumed it was his habit of leaving dishes and cups in his room.

Thanks for that, throbber. I'm away to throw up and scrub my nostrils with a bottle brush.

It might have been something to do with his socks.

[throbber]

It might have been something to do with his socks.

I never used socks at that age

[ICTJohnboy]

I never used socks at that age

Because of your religious beliefs?

[throbber]

Because of your religious beliefs?

Not at all just because i chose to do it straight into the bin

[throbber]

Fuuuuukin hell Throbber!

I was only in his room to play the x box as mentioned

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

I was only in his room to play the x box as mentioned

.....and that milud concludes my cross examination.

[cracowjambo]

I was only in his room to play the x box as mentioned

Did you have a good fiddle on his joystick

[chomp my root]

Bravo Throbber, bravo, you went from being semi (snigger) serious about getting bored with sock jokes to me nearly spraying red wine all over my laptop.

I had a T shirt that I used to use for some reason, I think it started as a one off and then it just got reused. I was away from home and doing my own washing so no foul, no crime but even after it was washed it was tainted in my eyes and I never wore it again, it probably had a months worth of baby gravy fired into it before it was washed and then binned. Bog roll is the way ahead, if you get questioned on why you've got a roll of it (and probably a dozen empty rolls) by your bed you can always say you had a cold. No one will believe you but you can say it.

[ICTChris]

I think I'm almost back to being a normal person with moralitity and decency. Mainly due to actions of others but still.

[BFTD]

Kitchen roll FTW. Bigger, stronger, and the texture is quite pleasant. Flies better when you fling it at passers-by tae.

[BFTD]

I think I'm almost back to being a normal person with moralitity and decency. Mainly due to actions of others but still.

Our company has just made you feel better about yourself

[throbber]

Now I'm worried people on here won't take me seriously any more

[Hedgecutter]

I've put on half a stone over a three week holiday.

[chomp my root]

Now I'm worried people on here won't take me seriously any more

Whats with this "any more" shit ?