Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Been watching the Bond films the last few Sundays on ITV and reckon old James could give Ched Evans a run in the rape stakes! He could give Stan Collymore a run in the hitting women stakes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Fitted one of these sinks in a woman's bathroom on Friday. It cost 3 grand. Did she pay you with £500 notes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Found that video BFTD.... ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1424570967.982404.jpg The very one. When the drunken wasters are crawling past our bit at 3am screaming gibberish, I assume that this is what they're all going home to - quasi-homoerotic sex with a deeply unsatisfied wee lassie. Bless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 I thought Sunday was a day of sabbath in Alloa? You're thinking about Birmingham, but I'll stick some on and think of you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 This weeks dinner: roast gammon & veg You'll be sick of it by Wednesday. Anyway, where's the faaacking poineappaw? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Fitted one of these sinks in a woman's bathroom on Friday. It cost 3 grand. I've known lassies who could use that as a bath! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 You'll be sick of it by Wednesday. Anyway, where's the faaacking poineappaw? That's fine mate.....I'm off to Malta on Thursday morning 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Fitted one of these sinks in a woman's bathroom on Friday. It cost 3 grand. does it come with an 'attendant' who gives you paper towels, a lollypop and a wee skoosh of Issey Miyake? That's fine mate.....I'm off to Malta on Thursday morning really, you never mentioned it before... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 That's fine mate.....I'm off to Malta on Thursday morning Tidy up after yourself, I'm going on Tuesday next week. Don't want to see a load of unpaid ladyboys crying outside my hotel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 really, you never mentioned it before... Well....it is my birthday! Tidy up after yourself, I'm going on Tuesday next week. Don't want to see a load of unpaid ladyboys crying outside my hotel. Lol...don't worry I'm meeting a very sensible friend of mine over there.....it'll be fine! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Why the fcuk am I watching Top Gun?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Well....it is my birthday! Never... Have a good one mate (just checked your profile and see you're a '76 baby too ) a very sensible friend of mine ^^^ oxymoron alert! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 On my way home from hospital... My son was admitted last night with severe abdominal pains. Been worried sick for the wee man all day but has just come around after having his appendix out and is off his face on morphine now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Why the fcuk am I watching Top Gun?! You wish that barge of yours was a aircraft carrier? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Why the fcuk am I watching Top Gun?! Because you're waiting for Young Guns to start. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Why the fcuk am I watching Top Gun?! There's football on. Am I the only one on here that watches it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Why the fcuk am I watching Top Gun?! kelly Mcgillis HTH 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 ^^^ oxymoron alert! She's a Doctor.......planning various medical experiements on me! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 On my way home from hospital... My son was admitted last night with severe abdominal pains. Been worried sick for the wee man all day but has just come around after having his appendix out and is off his face on morphine now Feel for you mate. He'll be alright. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Why the fcuk am I watching Top Gun?! Because you're number one Cougar was number one, but cougar lost it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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