KnightswoodBear Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 (edited) Im going to Luss Highland games on Saturday which in itself is ok. However, a prior warning for anyone in the greater Glasgow and surrounding area, Mrs Mozza is going on a beach themed hen night in Dumbarton on Saturday evening. You have all been warned. I'm going to a lassie in the works leaving do on Friday night in Dumbarton after work. Such a shame, I could've given Mrs Mozza seven of the most underwhelming seconds of her life. Again. Edited July 1, 2015 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 I'm going to a lassie in the works leaving do on Friday night after work. Such a shame, I could've given Mrs Mozza seven of the most underwhelming seconds of her life. Again. Did you contribute to her envelope, or are you planning on doing that at the leaving do? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Its ok KB. I think her dance card is going to be pretty full by the sound of it. Not just her dance caird, by the sounds of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Did you contribute to her envelope, or are you planning on doing that at the leaving do? I could be tempted to make a deposit, aye. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 About time I get a chance to dust down my Hasselhoff costume ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1435760336.151965.jpg On the second day of our honeymoon in Mexico we got to see the real lifeguards do the hoff. Some fat idiot was out in the water despite the flags being red, and three or four lifeguards did the whole bit with the big red trailing floats etc. One of them took the lazy option and commandeered a jet ski from the hire place on the beach but it was impressive to see. I thought the red trailing floats were only in Baywatch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 After the work paying for us to go footgolfing in Milngavie, then us getting banned from the course, the MD haSdecided an appropriate course of action for our behaviour is - to book is out and pay for the whole thing again, this time in Cumbernauld. says he's not had such a laugh in a long time. What did you do to get banned? I've been looking at doing it with mates, but thought it was ony in Milngavie and Dunoon? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 (edited) Its ok KB. I think her dance card is going to be pretty full by the sound of it. I heard Sergeant Wilson's on duty for the floor show so she might not get much time for dancing, with having to watch over her shoulder.. Edited July 1, 2015 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Willie gets pulled back and has a happy ending. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-33343803 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 I was 'caught' doing something I shouldn't have on a flash p***ks car bonnet. An 8mile? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 I saw a sticker on a car window today which said: 'Get behind our troops, or feel free to stand in front of them'. It's one thing to be a brain dead moron, but to openly advertise that fact? I suppose it's similar to grown adults wearing Old Firm strips in public. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 I've got no idea how these Sky Sports reporters get the scoops 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Saw the new Barca top in the Nike shop earlier. The horizontal stripes just don't look right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 (edited) Going to do a throbber here and post a food creation Cajun spiced pork belly with a side of caramelized apples in a cider sauce. (and yes that's crackling on the belly still) Edited July 1, 2015 by weirdcal 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Going to do a throbber here and post a food creation Looks nice BTW. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 If anyones in Dennistoun and fancy a bite to eat, I'd highly recommend a chicken, stornoway black pudding and pepperoni pizza from Coia's on Duke Street. It is utterly fantastic, accompanied with a wee bit of arrabiatta sauce for the crust. I'll second this. In fact, anything from Coia's is top notch. I'm going there tomorrow and I cannot wait. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Going to do a throbber here and post a food creation WP_20150701_18_32_20_Raw.jpg Cajun spiced pork belly with a side of caramelized apples in a cider sauce. (and yes that's crackling on the belly still) Apart from the dreadful plate I think Mrs Throbber would be putty in your hands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Going to do a throbber here and post a food creation WP_20150701_18_32_20_Raw.jpg Cajun spiced pork belly with a side of caramelized apples in a cider sauce. (and yes that's crackling on the belly still) Did you throw the apples on the plate with a shovel? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Looks nice BTW. Cheers Do all you c***s have fucking awful dinnerware? Apart from the dreadful plate I think Mrs Throbber would be putty in your hands.I keep the good plates hidden so none of you c***s rob me... Did you throw the apples on the plate with a shovel?Close, it was a spatula, you must be one weird fucker if you cook with a shovel(the cider sauce thickened alot quicker than expected). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Close, it was a spatula, you must be one weird fucker if you cook with a shovel (the cider sauce thickened alot quicker than expected). http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p02r4ff6 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p02r4ff6Point proven, square plates, hexagonal plates and shovels can get tae... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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