Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 You're quite the roaster, Adam. Especially those tatties. Top notch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 Shame there was no gravy, food needs gravy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 Shame there was no gravy, food needs gravy. There was loads of gravy on my Yorkshire puddings and spuds. I like my chicken as God intended. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1436197109.624201.jpg The finished article. Please don't think I have ate the vegetables before taking the photo, there was no garden market veg on my plate. Edit: And don't mock the crockery, my wife picked it. I'll break your face. The tatties are a bawhair away from being burnt. Or to put it another way. Perfect. Your crockery is honking though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 The tatties are a bawhair away from being burnt. Or to put it another way. Perfect. Your crockery is honking though. Your face is fucked, my friend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 Your face is fucked, my friend. Not even the praise of your superb looking roasties gets me a pass? f**k sake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 (edited) Did anybody watch that Hiroshima documentary on channel 5 tonight? One of the survivors ended up on a chat show in America a few years after the bomb and they ended up doing a 'this is your life' style thing with him. The mystery guest they had on was the guy that dropped the bomb! Shockingly crass. Although they did shake hands amazingly. Edited July 6, 2015 by Blootoon87 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 Not even the praise of your superb looking roasties gets me a pass? f**k sake. I'm sitting listening to the Bluetones whilst drinking some excellent home brew. Basically you could say you had shagged my Mum and I would shake your hand. I should never be allowed to be alone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 The mystery guest they had on was the guy that dropped the bomb! Shockingly crass. Although they did shake hands amazingly. Fucking hell. Laughing at that far more than I should. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 I'm sitting listening to the Bluetones whilst drinking some excellent home brew. Basically you could say you had shagged my Mum and I would shake your hand. I should never be allowed to be alone. Did you remember to turn off the cooker? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 Did anybody watch that Hiroshima documentary on channel 5 tonight? One of the survivors ended up on a chat show in America a few years after the bomb and they ended up doing a 'this is your life' style thing with him. The mystery guest they had on was the guy that dropped the bomb! Shockingly crass. Although they did shake hands amazingly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 Did you remember to turn off the cooker? I was fairly sober whilst making my dinner. Should I make a 3am snack, I will be triple checking the oven is off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 (edited) I was fairly sober whilst making my dinner. Should I make a 3am snack, I will be triple checking the oven is off.You know you carn't be trusted...I can sense Mrs M coming home and putting out fires.... ETA obviously meant to include your bluetones quote, But fucked it up. Edited July 6, 2015 by RoversMad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 You know you carn't be trusted... I can sense Mrs M coming home and putting out fires.... Mrs M is coming home to kick my c**t in, without doubt. I might clean her car in the morning to make sure she isn't too angry when I pick her up (I will not be driving). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 Mrs M is coming home to kick my c**t in, without doubt. I might clean her car in the morning to make sure she isn't too angry when I pick her up (I will not be driving). You can't drive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 You can't drive. Which is why I said I wasn't driving... Do you want picked up? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 Yeah, but I decided to come home to you instead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 Yeah, but I decided to come home to you instead. You've made a terrible choice. x 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 Which is why I said I wasn't driving... Do you want picked up? Give it a go, you'll get the hang of it pretty quick, it's easier if you're pished. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 It's 1.50pm on a Monday afternoon, and I am sitting in my pants watching the tennis whilst cooking a roast dinner, and have just poured a pint. If I wasn't married I think I would probably be dead within a month. I should not be allowed to be on my own in all honesty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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