RiG Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 In a sort of similar vein we have two girls that have just started work in the data entry office at my work and they are both stunning, one of them frighteningly so. Needless to say I'm now looking for any excuse to take a wander into the office. Any time she goes past I print something off so I have to get up and go to the printer in the hope I might bump into her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoapMactavish Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 Im in the back of an ambulance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uni Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 This week I scared off a UNICEF person in Union Street in Aberdeen by telling him that I was a communist. I also had itchy baws so itched them, that was good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Stuart. Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 My feet were cold so I closed the window and put ma slippers on. Toasty noo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 This week I scared off a UNICEF person in Union Street in Aberdeen by telling him that I was a communist. I also had itchy baws so itched them, that was good. Do communists not believe in charity? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 Do communists not believe in charity? Not the type of communist uni is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 Not the type of communist uni is. Redistribution of wealth. Pah. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted September 18, 2010 Author Share Posted September 18, 2010 Do communists not believe in charity? No, they believe in the state legalising theft from people with the audacity to do well by themselves, before pretending to give it to the poor, but instead actually using it to fund their big banquet that few people know about because of the state media control. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uni Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 No, they believe in the state legalising theft from people with the audacity to do well by themselves, before pretending to give it to the poor, but instead actually using it to fund their big banquet that few people know about because of the state media control. Yes, this is 100% what I stand for. Cheers Ad Lib for putting it in such great words. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 No, they believe in the state legalising theft from people with the audacity to do well by themselves, before pretending to give it to the poor, but instead actually using it to fund their big banquet that few people know about because of the state media control. They're Unionists? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted September 18, 2010 Author Share Posted September 18, 2010 They're Unionists? Trades Unionists, maybe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Stuart. Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 My mum had to go to A&E today because of pains in her chest. She was kept in for tests and was told she had pneumonia which shouldnt be a problem as she is very fit and healthy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 I really can't stand Jim Carey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Kate Thornton is actually quite scary looking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qpsnapper Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Got called by my building society this morning to ask if I would allow the Herald to interview me about why I pay extra on top of my mortgage payments each month. Seems to harm to it so I said ok. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 I simply cannot be bothered going swimming after work today. Didnt get much of a good nights sleep last night and it's starting to take effect on me just now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 I'm watching the snooker highlights just now, and I find it staggering how Ronnie O'Sullivan, the best player in the world (and maybe the greatest player ever), is so blazé about things. He's made some staggering decisions in that last frame, doesn't seem to care, and still won the frame! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Now he's asked in the middle of a frame, what the prize money is for a maximum break! He's truly a maverick and it's due to his un-predictability and odd nature that makes him so fascinating and brilliant to watch! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 That Ronnie O'Sullivan maximum was terrific! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted September 21, 2010 Author Share Posted September 21, 2010 "They don't deserve" a 147 for £4k! Such a legend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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