ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 I'm watching the snooker highlights just now, and I find it staggering how Ronnie O'Sullivan, the best player in the world (and maybe the greatest player ever), is so blazé about things. He's made some staggering decisions in that last frame, doesn't seem to care, and still won the frame! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Now he's asked in the middle of a frame, what the prize money is for a maximum break! He's truly a maverick and it's due to his un-predictability and odd nature that makes him so fascinating and brilliant to watch! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 That Ronnie O'Sullivan maximum was terrific! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted September 21, 2010 Author Share Posted September 21, 2010 "They don't deserve" a 147 for £4k! Such a legend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooky Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 When making a cup of tea this morning I put the kettle in the fridge and the milk on the kettle stand once I was done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 Polly put the kettle on, Polly put the kettle on, Polly put the kettle on, We'll all have tea. Sooky take it off again, Sooky take it off again, Sooky take it off again, They've all gone away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 Hampshire police release 'lettuce' e-fit of suspect 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM. Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 When making a cup of tea this morning I put the kettle in the fridge and the milk on the kettle stand once I was done. I sometimes do things along they lines. I mind I tried to lock my door with a bookies pen, while attempting to write the address on the front of a letter I was sending with a key. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave_binos Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 I've previously made the assumption that I've boiled the kettle so start pouring the freezing cold water into a mug, put my milk and 2 sugars in and taking a gulp 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 I've had the most horrendous headache all day. It's like someone is squeezing my brain in a vice and not letting up. Even paracetamol isn't working 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekender Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 (edited) I think Paisley is the Republic of grim-faced, dole-junkies. Could they not have found a better place to put the University? Helmand province maybe? Edited September 21, 2010 by C*nt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gc_smfc Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 I think Paisley is the Republic of grim-faced, dole-junkies. Could they not have found a better place to put the University? Helmand province maybe? I also made the mistake of going into Paisley today to see family. They should market it as visiting the third world without joining the army... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 I also made the mistake of going into Paisley today to see family. They should market it as visiting the third world without joining the army... at least if you join the army, you get a weapon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Me and my brother have created an idea for a mind blowing TV programme, about a maverick judge who doesn't play it by the book. It's like Judge John Deed or whatever it was but better. The programme is called "Judge Mental", about Judge Hank Mental, and his crazy instinctive style of prosecuting. The first scene is in the courtroom, and Hank is being explained to him how the defendant is innocent, they even have CCTV footage of him somewhere else at the time when the crime was commited. "I've heard all I need to hear" says the judge, "put him away for 40 years". Everyone is shocked and as they man is being dragged away he shouts "OK so I did it, that was my twin brother on camera, but I'll get you Mental, by god I'll get you". Other characters inlclude the medical genius/serial killer Professor Falconpunch, the one man as intelligent as Mental, the arch enemy he can't get anything to stick on. Also his fellow judge who's less talented, straight by the book and essentially more succesfull. He comes out with lines like "Hank you're a crazy asshole, too crazy for your own good, but my god you get results. I'm telling you, future hit right here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Ideas conceived after 14 pints shouldn't be typed out on the internet in the cold light of day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Me and my brother have created an idea for a mind blowing TV programme, about a maverick judge who doesn't play it by the book. It's like Judge John Deed or whatever it was but better. The programme is called "Judge Mental", about Judge Hank Mental, and his crazy instinctive style of prosecuting. The first scene is in the courtroom, and Hank is being explained to him how the defendant is innocent, they even have CCTV footage of him somewhere else at the time when the crime was commited. "I've heard all I need to hear" says the judge, "put him away for 40 years". Everyone is shocked and as they man is being dragged away he shouts "OK so I did it, that was my twin brother on camera, but I'll get you Mental, by god I'll get you". Other characters inlclude the medical genius/serial killer Professor Falconpunch, the one man as intelligent as Mental, the arch enemy he can't get anything to stick on. Also his fellow judge who's less talented, straight by the book and essentially more succesfull. He comes out with lines like "Hank you're a crazy asshole, too crazy for your own good, but my god you get results. I'm telling you, future hit right here. Judges don't actually prosecute. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Judges don't actually prosecute. In the world of Judge Mental they do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 I love that advert. The best bit's when he's wearing the oven gloves. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Getting a munchy box for dinner tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 National Express Dundee are incapable of running a bus operation. Fact. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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