Karpaty Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php/topic/63910-hammys-fergie/ :lol: One of my lectures was the Hamilton goalkeeper at the time and was telling us stories too. He told us one about when after a game up at Inverness he missed the bus home, the team bus (reluctantly, as they knew who he was) picked him up. The bus didn't travel 200 yards and after volleys of abuse at the whole team, he was papped off and the bus drove away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orlandoblue Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 I'm watching bullseye. What a program that was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted September 12, 2010 Share Posted September 12, 2010 Woman football on BBC3 - the ground looks it has a few thousand maybe but it's the flattest atmosphere I think I've ever heard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 I love Crunchy Nut Cornflakes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 Gayle Tuesday has very large breasts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 I just watched "Watership Down" which I haven't seen since I was wee. After developing a liking for rabbits in the last 2 years curiosity got the better of me and I watched it again tonight. How in ****s name can that film be rated a "U"? I'm looking at an online review just now and the following info is offered... Sex & Nudity - None Violence and gore - Big fookin' huge list Profanity - Two "d" words. One use of the phrase "piss off." Alcohol/Drugs/Smoking - None Frightening/Intense Scenes - Another list 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waldo Ponce Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 I received a text about an hour ago from a random number simply with my name and a question mark so I replied saying ''Yeah, how's this?'' Turns out it is a girl who I kinda know because she shagged my mate a few times, she said she saw me jogging past her house tonight and ask if I'd like a jogging partner because she'd like to lose a little weight. If I'm honest I enjoy going myself but didn't want to be rude plus she is pretty fit, truely bizarre. Oh and she asked if we could start a 8 tomorrow night to which I said yes forgetting about the football 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodside Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 I received a text about an hour ago from a random number simply with my name and a question mark so I replied saying ''Yeah, how's this?'' Turns out it is a girl who I kinda know because she shagged my mate a few times, she said she saw me jogging past her house tonight and ask if I'd like a jogging partner because she'd like to lose a little weight. If I'm honest I enjoy going myself but didn't want to be rude plus she is pretty fit, truely bizarre. Oh and she asked if we could start a 8 tomorrow night to which I said yes forgetting about the football You're in you idiot, fuck the football. Plus the lassie has an impressive record for putting out. Should be a RTBC in fairness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waldo Ponce Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 You're in you idiot, f**k the football. Plus the lassie has an impressive record for putting out. Should be a RTBC in fairness. That was my first thought, though a few texts in that ain't happening. Think she is just trying to make my mate jealous, or she is a weirdo either way I wont be tapping that. She didn't come out anyway as it was raining! don't think she'll make a great running partner if she isn't going to come out when it rains 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 Up the top of Buchanan Street today was three of those survey worker people, all within 10 yards of each other. All three stopped me asking how old I was. Apparently you had to be 21 to be able to take part, so the next two after the first one I sort of took the piss. The second lassy said "Excuse me it's okay I don't want your bank details or anything like that" - I should fucking think not, and I just walked by. The third asked me how old I was - with me knowing what was going on. So I asked her how old she thought I was - and she said 18. Well why fucking stop me if you think I'm not old enough to take your fucking survey?! Struth 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo_dee Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 Up the top of Buchanan Street today was three of those survey worker people, all within 10 yards of each other. All three stopped me asking how old I was. Apparently you had to be 21 to be able to take part, so the next two after the first one I sort of took the piss. The second lassy said "Excuse me it's okay I don't want your bank details or anything like that" - I should fucking think not, and I just walked by. The third asked me how old I was - with me knowing what was going on. So I asked her how old she thought I was - and she said 18. Well why fucking stop me if you think I'm not old enough to take your fucking survey?! Struth Well they by any chance wearing red t-shirts? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 Well they by any chance wearing red t-shirts? Nope, white with a wee ID tag on them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 I always stop and answer surveys unless I'm in a real rush as I had to do a few during my degree and I know what a hassle it is to get folk to actually stop. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy_K_97 Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 I was on Buchanan Street on the way to lofi studios, didn't go up as far as the top however so won't comment. Last time I got stopped by one I was with a couple of mates, she told us a quality joke that I think I'll have to post in NSFW. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted September 15, 2010 Author Share Posted September 15, 2010 I always stop and answer surveys unless I'm in a real rush as I had to do a few during my degree and I know what a hassle it is to get folk to actually stop. The only surveys I'll do are the ones I'm paid to do online or if the likes of MORI call when I'm in the house. Talking of which, the last half hour earned me a helpful £6 just for answering mundane questions about my typical alcohol consumption. Must have made about £150 in the last couple of years just answering surveys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 I've just been showing a girl on work experience what I do in my job. She was so hot I'm now crying into my environmental statements. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 I've just been showing a girl on work experience what I do in my job. She was so hot I'm now crying into my environmental statements. I did my work experience at 14. I hope she was a bit older than that! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 Well this was the thing, when I was told about this work experience girl I assumed it would be someone of that age. I was delighted when this absolute piece came in through the door. I had seen her about work and said hi in the corridor before but never put two and two together. Turns out she is at Uni down in England. Seemed really nice as well. She also has her tongue pierced which is AWESOME! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 I left my work yesterday after working my period of notice and my contract at my new work doesn't start until Monday, so right now I'm unemployed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackDFC Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 Just got chucked out my football team I had been since I was 6. Wasn't good enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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