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I sold my car five months ago. On the same day i sold it the buyer got a parking fine from that DRP shitey company. Despite my good judgement i phoned them a month ago and got told that they used their access to the DVLA files to confirm im still the owner. Phoned the DVLA and obviously they confirmed i wasnt. Still getting letter.

In that five months ive been warned from five different companies sending me letter almost every third day that impending legal action will take place if i dont pay the reduced £80 fee.

Can they not just f**k off? It surely cant be worth all this bollocks for £80. Wish i could claim harrassment or something

Upgrade your home phone number to a premium rate number. There's no need for stickers or driving like a twat, this time. Explain to them via a letter you are keen to square up your debt, but you can only do this over the phone.

When they call, f**k them about something chronic. A good hour should do it.

Hey Presto! You're a fiver up :)

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Definitely happens to me with beer in the pub versus beer in the house. Get more drunk in the pub and a worse hangover. Chemicals in the pipes, I tell thee.

I'm in this camp as well. I went out after work last night for a couple of beers with an old colleague, four pints. I had one bottle of cider when I got home, and I have felt like shite all day, proper 7/10 on the hangover scale. Work was an absolute nightmare. I know I didn't help myself by having a cider, but fucking hell, five drinks and you're humped the next day, nae good.

Off topic, but as this thread is all about sharing, I've just had probably the best shite I've ever had, I've cracked open a bottle of wine, my wife is working tonight. Good times.

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I'm in this camp as well. I went out after work last night for a couple of beers with an old colleague, four pints. I had one bottle of cider when I got home, and I have felt like shite all day, proper 7/10 on the hangover scale. Work was an absolute nightmare. I know I didn't help myself by having a cider, but fucking hell, five drinks and you're humped the next day, nae good.

Off topic, but as this thread is all about sharing, I've just had probably the best shite I've ever had, I've cracked open a bottle of wine, my wife is working tonight. Good times.

Is that what she told you?
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Pumping you again? Surprised at that, she said you were hung like a baby carrot last time. Didn't even last a song either, f**k sake.

Aye, it was Stairway to Heaven though. Baby carrot bit is harsh...but fair tbh.

She said, who do think that tiddler will satisfy.

I said me!

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