mid-table Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 Thank you. I shall go out in a short while for 1 beer, or possibly 2 depending on the ambiance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingapar Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 Thank you. I shall go out in a short while for 1 beer, or possibly 2 depending on the ambiance. you know you'll end up being sick on your shoes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mid-table Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 you know you'll end up being sick on your shoes Alas I was not. That would have been better than the atmosphere I encountered for the two pints I stayed for. Tone deaf people singing karaoke, flat beer, and 90% of the patrons with an IQ under 90. A truly grim place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 Alas I was not. That would have been better than the atmosphere I encountered for the two pints I stayed for. Tone deaf people singing karaoke, flat beer, and 90% of the patrons with an IQ under 90. A truly grim place. Didn't know you were out in Falkirk! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mid-table Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 (edited) Didn't know you were out in Falkirk! That would have been a step up. Honestly. They don't have draught (or should it be draft, it's a bit of a grey area) soft drinks, if you order a Vodka and Coke you get a nip of vodka and some coke poured out of a 2L bottle, bought from the local corner shop, that could have been there for god knows how long. Edited November 6, 2010 by mid-table 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Alas I was not. That would have been better than the atmosphere I encountered for the two pints I stayed for. Tone deaf people singing karaoke, flat beer, and 90% of the patrons with an IQ under 90. A truly grim place. but better than watching the tv, so best of two evils -still nearly a RTBC. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Alas I was not. That would have been better than the atmosphere I encountered for the two pints I stayed for. Tone deaf people singing karaoke, flat beer, and 90% of the patrons with an IQ under 90. A truly grim place. Not the best for sure, but still miles better than the telly tonight. I took the boy to the local fireworks, came home, had a can of beer and read instead. Happy days! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 I only get emails from Ann Summers, Celtic Football Club and Biffy Clyro. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aloysius Snuffleupagus Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 and 90% of the patrons with an IQ under 90. Sounds like the Northwood Social Club has improved quite a bit in average intelligence since the sad departure of Teh Russian. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 This song: is fucking shit, and I really, really, really hate it. But the melody is stuck in my head, and I just can't get rid of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Aye, it's pretty rubbish. The gym always have Clubland Tv on and it's on at least once every time I'm there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 Elaine Paige would get it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 Fiest ever sickie from work. No sickness feeling but I'm getting these massive stomach pains for fifteen/twenty minutes at a time. I've taken a few paracetemol and beecham's but it's like pishing into the wind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 Elaine Paige would get it. Indeed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 First day of Work Experiance over. Was OK, nothing too exciting. The place is tiny; only 43 pupils in it. Spent the morning in the Nursery making Rockets out of tin foil and kitchen paper tubes . Spent the rest of the day with the P1s. "Miss, Matthew said a bad word!" "Did you Matthew ?" "No miss, I didn't" "YES HE DID!" "What did he say?" "Bum!" *starts crying*. I also had to teach them how to spell some words: Go Got Get Their Them. Thank Christ it's only P1s I'm teaching! The teacher is hot aswell I did my work experience at a primary school. Infact, it was the one I used to go to. I was lumped with a P1/2 class, but I was literally left in charge of the P1s whilst the teacher dealt with the P2s I almost took my finger off with a Stanley-Knife whilst helping them made paper mache pigs - "Ah you bas...bad, bad stanley knife". I covered my self well there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 First day of Work Experiance over. Was OK, nothing too exciting. The place is tiny; only 43 pupils in it. Spent the morning in the Nursery making Rockets out of tin foil and kitchen paper tubes . Spent the rest of the day with the P1s. "Miss, Matthew said a bad word!" "Did you Matthew ?" "No miss, I didn't" "YES HE DID!" "What did he say?" "Bum!" *starts crying*. I also had to teach them how to spell some words: Go Got Get Their Them. Thank Christ it's only P1s I'm teaching! The teacher is hot aswell Were you dressed as a woman? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 First day of Work Experiance over. I also had to teach them how to spell some words: Go Got Get Their Them. Thank Christ it's only P1s I'm teaching! Indeed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 First day of Work Experiance over. Was OK, nothing too exciting. The place is tiny; only 43 pupils in it. Spent the morning in the Nursery making Rockets out of tin foil and kitchen paper tubes . Spent the rest of the day with the P1s. "Miss, Matthew said a bad word!" "Did you Matthew ?" "No miss, I didn't" "YES HE DID!" "What did he say?" "Bum!" *starts crying*. I also had to teach them how to spell some words: Go Got Get Their Them. Thank Christ it's only P1s I'm teaching! The teacher is hot aswell Fek i was doing that in 5th year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 Fek i was doing that in 5th year. And you still can't spell "Tram" with an F in it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 And you still can't spell "Tram" with an F in it. Missed that sir ..sorry. Tram see easy. I love trams.I love trams. I love trams.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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