Shandon Par Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 My current gaffer has and has said he'll take me through a few techniques. Matron. Swift left uppercut to the liver works well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 The main thing is to tell them you can do the job. Don't assume they know you can do it, as that doesn't work. Be confident but not obnoxiously so, and keep telling them the job is well within your capabilities.. ...but you like a challenge...err, maybe not.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 (edited) There's always at least one absolute wid at every funeral. Edited June 21, 2016 by paranoid android 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 There's always at least one absolute wid at evert funeral. The deceased? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 The deceased? That's the Queen of Hearts you're thinking of. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWL Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 There is a man on the X86 wearing a red "Make America Great Again" baseball cap. This bus goes to Falkirk via Kirkintilloch, Kilsyth and Dennyloanhead... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 There is a man on the X86 wearing a red "Make America Great Again" baseball cap. This bus goes to Falkirk via Kirkintilloch, Kilsyth and Dennyloanhead... Bus w****r 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 Bus w****r Someone's just bought a new Fiat 500. H2H. http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php/topic/202471-reasons-to-be-cheerful/?p=10560680 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 Someone's just bought a new Fiat 500. H2H. http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php/topic/202471-reasons-to-be-cheerful/?p=10560680 Yeah but it's not PWL, who seems to be a bus Wan7er... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 Was it him you called a train w****r? Was just trying to give you the full set. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWL Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 I masturbated on the bus ONCE and you guys can't let it go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 Someone's just bought a new Fiat 500. H2H. http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php/topic/202471-reasons-to-be-cheerful/?p=10560680 I bet his name is Raymond (rae monde) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 Was it him you called a train w****r? Was just trying to give you the full set. Ah ok, Ta. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 I masturbated on the bus ONCE and you guys can't let it go. Neither could you apparently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 I masturbated on the bus ONCE and you guys can't let it go. If it was a Scania Omni Express run by CityLink Gold, I don't blame you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 I masturbated on the bus ONCE and you guys can't let it go. Behaviour like that can get you branded a beast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 f**k off Zen! Utterly ludicrous! You should be made to return your cock n baws. She's a minging slapper, take a fucking telling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 I masturbated on the bus ONCE and you guys can't let it go. These b*****ds are a pack of wolves once you have shared one masturbatory tale. Does anyone else think this Spain top resembles some sort of nappy that has had blood, urine, jobby and vomit excrement on it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 Fucking idiot. Get out! If I wasn't enjoying a beer and watching the football I'd get in my car and come through and dispense some Marquess of Queensberry ya manky wee shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 You'd probably trip over your slippers on the way out to the car ya silly auld basturt. Simmer down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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