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1 hour ago, paranoid android said:

Lassie at work brought her dog into work last week - she had it wearing a Christmas jumper. :angry:

She had it in again today with a bow on its fucking back. :angry:

The dog is every bit as pathetic as she is.

I fucking hate them.

Playing dressing up with yer dug is highly suspicious behaviour IMO.

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Danny Baker not taking things well.

Danny Baker ‏@prodnose 55s56 seconds ago

I hereby bring a hex down on @LewishamCouncil & Renewal their greasy vampiric partners. May you be ill. May you have cancer as I had cancer.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/jan/05/millwall-admit-council-scheme-leave-lewisham?CMP=share_btn_tw

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45 minutes ago, Zen Archer said:

Danny Baker not taking things well.

Danny Baker ‏@prodnose 55s56 seconds ago

I hereby bring a hex down on @LewishamCouncil & Renewal their greasy vampiric partners. May you be ill. May you have cancer as I had cancer.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/jan/05/millwall-admit-council-scheme-leave-lewisham?CMP=share_btn_tw

I don't know what to make of Danny Baker, tbh - sometimes he seems like a decent guy.

He really pissed me off when he was on his talk radio football phone-in show back in the day, moaning about Jimmy Nicholl's spell in charge at Millwall - by all means, criticise if it's due, but his calls to 'get rid of all these jocks' was a bit much even then.

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I had a dream last night where I shat myself.

It seemed so real that I instantly woke up in disgust and alarm, believing that I had indeed shat myself. I ran in panic and horror to the toilet, whipped down my lounge pants and saw..that I hadn't shat myself. The relief was fantastic. I wiped just to be sure, but it was all clean.

I went back to bed delighted that my record of having not shat myself since early 2012 was intact and slept a peaceful contended sleep.

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I had a dream last night where I shat myself.
It seemed so real that I instantly woke up in disgust and alarm, believing that I had indeed shat myself. I ran in panic and horror to the toilet, whipped down my lounge pants and saw..that I hadn't shat myself. The relief was fantastic. I wiped just to be sure, but it was all clean.
I went back to bed delighted that my record of having not shat myself since early 2012 was intact and slept a peaceful contended sleep.


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What are 'lounge pants'?
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1 minute ago, 8MileBU said:

 

 


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What are 'lounge pants'?

 

A most comfortable form of trouser that I like to wear to bed in the winter. I have Star Wars ones, Avengers ones and the plain gray ones I wore last night.

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32 minutes ago, DA Baracus said:

I had a dream last night where I shat myself.

It seemed so real that I instantly woke up in disgust and alarm, believing that I had indeed shat myself. I ran in panic and horror to the toilet, whipped down my lounge pants and saw..that I hadn't shat myself. The relief was fantastic. I wiped just to be sure, but it was all clean.

I went back to bed delighted that my record of having not shat myself since early 2012 was intact and slept a peaceful contended sleep.

 

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