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a letter came for me that was recorded delivery but it was just put through my letterbox...

don't quite know if thats a PTTGOYN because it wasn't properly delivered to me or RTBC as i got 3 hours more sleep

probably the latter

if a bill rtbc as you 'didn't get it'....if concert tickets pttgoyn as might mean negative things.

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Tonight I was robbed of a carryout at virtual knifepoint. Welcome to Scotland: best small country in the world!

I was accosted by a junkie one night just after I'd been to the chinese asking me for a bit of my food.

After telling him to f**k off several times he put his hand in to his jacket as if to bring out a knife and I promptly threw him down a flight of stairs breaking his arm. I know this because he squealed when he hit the bottom and I saw him the next day with a cast. :)

Good times.

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Yeah I had no stairs to fall back on (lol) and was more than willing to trade a quarter bottle of vodka for relative safety. But he didn't get a bottle of cider or the mixer. Moral victory for me.

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Yeah I had no stairs to fall back on (lol) and was more than willing to trade a quarter bottle of vodka for relative safety. But he didn't get a bottle of cider or the mixer. Moral victory for me.

I don't yet know if he had a knife or not but I sure as hell wasn't waiting to find out.

As annoying as it is that you couldn't break his limbs, you definitely did the right thing.

Nae point taking risks for a bottle of vodka says the guy who took a risk to save his chicken fried rice with curry sauce.

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