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3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

I had sprout bhajis in B undobust earlier in the week. They were excellent.

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22 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said:

I take it your response was delayed because you were tidying it?

 

13 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said:

Too busy brushing his teeth imo

Nay. I didn't see the post until today at work.

1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

The beauty of his arrangement is, he could do both at the same time.

Sickening. I brush my teeth at the bathroom sink. I just charge the toothbrush on the bookcase

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I had the misfortune to be in the same room as Mrs Ranter while she was watching one of those Real Housewives crappy shows last night.  Despite trying to concentrate on P&B, I couldn't help but overhear that one of the screechy attention seekers was sending her husband for a 'scrotum dewrinkling'.

What sort of world are we now in that a) people even thought of offering such a service in the first place, and b) someone looks at their bawsack and thinks "I'd rather that was less wrinkly.  Lets see if there's a surgical procedure I can endure to smooth it out".

Jeezo man.

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10 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

That bookcase is a fucking disgrace.

What's wrong with it?

10 hours ago, Ziggy said:

He probably can't even read.

Many of those books have pictures

9 hours ago, Cerberus said:

Sir, are you single by any chance ?

Yes. Does the bookcase somehow confer that notio?

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