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[Jacksgranda]

3 hours ago, Nutz_the_Squirrel said:

@Jacksgranda the social worker should be linking in with the local authority's welfare rights officer (or equivalent) to get you the answers you need. 

He's not our responsibility anymore.

[Jacksgranda]

Anyway, just in from stepdaughter nr 2's, where we had Christmas dinner. Absolutely delicious - turkey breast, ham, roast beef, roasties, mashed potatoes, home made stuffing, carrots, broccoli, gravy, brussel sprouts (I passed on the brussels). I paced myself and had two plates worth. Washed the dishes and had a wry smile to myself as stepdaughter and granddaughter had a minor altercation re drying the dishes - took me back 20+ years to when stepdaughter and mother had the same kind of conversation. Then I fell asleep on the sofa. Lovely day.

[NJ2]

I’m 54 today, hopefully I’ll make 55 before the *** allegedly do[emoji106][emoji120]

Happy Birthday, ya old duffer. You’ll definitely make 55 before them, you could even pause your age for a few decades and still do it comfortably!

[Ziggy]

2 hours ago, Jacksgranda said:

Anyway, just in from stepdaughter nr 2's, where we had Christmas dinner. Absolutely delicious - turkey breast, ham, roast beef, roasties, mashed potatoes, home made stuffing, carrots, broccoli, gravy, brussel sprouts (I passed on the brussels). I paced myself and had two plates worth. Washed the dishes and had a wry smile to myself as stepdaughter and granddaughter had a minor altercation re drying the dishes - took me back 20+ years to when stepdaughter and mother had the same kind of conversation. Then I fell asleep on the sofa. Lovely day.

Dirty bugger.

[Boghead ranter]

For the 35th consecutive year, I didn't get a new bike for Christmas. 

[GordonD]

1 hour ago, Boghead ranter said:

For the 35th consecutive year, I didn't get a new bike for Christmas. 

Those anti-theft locks doing their job then.

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

 

[Jacksgranda]

20 hours ago, Jacksgranda said:

Anyway, just in from stepdaughter nr 2's, where we had Christmas dinner. Absolutely delicious - turkey breast, ham, roast beef, roasties, mashed potatoes, home made stuffing, carrots, broccoli, gravy, brussel sprouts (I passed on the brussels). I paced myself and had two plates worth. Washed the dishes and had a wry smile to myself as stepdaughter and granddaughter had a minor altercation re drying the dishes - took me back 20+ years to when stepdaughter and mother had the same kind of conversation. Then I fell asleep on the sofa. Lovely day.

Just back from stepdaughter nr 4. Boxing Day dinner - turkey, ham, chipolata sausages, parsnips and carrots, roasties, mash, home made stuffing, gravy and sprouts (pass). Then ice cream. No dish washing duties today or sleeping on the couch. Played a game with one of the grandsons and watched Manchester United v Huddersfield Town. Another lovely day.

[DA Baracus]

https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/bargain-hunt-hundreds-queue-in-early-hours-for-boxing-day-deals-in-dundee/amp/

Mentalists queuing up outside Next before 6am on Boxing Day for their sale. Utterly horrible people who must have to sacrifice much of their Christmas evening for some money off some utterly standard clothing that could be sourced elsewhere for about the same price at any time of the year.

[IainMorton]

Can’t believe it. 364 days till Christmas and the c**t next door already has his decorations up!

[Chicken Wing]

https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/bargain-hunt-hundreds-queue-in-early-hours-for-boxing-day-deals-in-dundee/amp/
Mentalists queuing up outside Next before 6am on Boxing Day for their sale. Utterly horrible people who must have to sacrifice much of their Christmas evening for some money off some utterly standard clothing that could be sourced elsewhere for about the same price at any time of the year.

^^^ arrived too late and didn't get the waistcoat he wanted

[DA Baracus]

10 minutes ago, Chicken Wing said:

23 minutes ago, DA Baracus said:

https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/bargain-hunt-hundreds-queue-in-early-hours-for-boxing-day-deals-in-dundee/amp/
Mentalists queuing up outside Next before 6am on Boxing Day for their sale. Utterly horrible people who must have to sacrifice much of their Christmas evening for some money off some utterly standard clothing that could be sourced elsewhere for about the same price at any time of the year.

^^^ arrived too late and didn't get the waistcoat he wanted

I was asleep at that time. In Townhill.

[Stellaboz]

Poor glue sniffing b*****d, you missed out on an outstanding pair of (non) beef curtains and an overpriced sofa.

[Guest Moomintroll]

https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/bargain-hunt-hundreds-queue-in-early-hours-for-boxing-day-deals-in-dundee/amp/
Mentalists queuing up outside Next before 6am on Boxing Day for their sale. Utterly horrible people who must have to sacrifice much of their Christmas evening for some money off some utterly standard clothing that could be sourced elsewhere for about the same price at any time of the year.

C**nts outside Shops thread for this pish.

[DA Baracus]

My soon to be sister in law claimed that she was once kidnapped in Dunfermline by Boney M.

[buchan30]

My soon to be sister in law claimed that she was once kidnapped in Dunfermline by Boney M.

Oh my lord...

[Brother Blades]

My soon to be sister in law claimed that she was once kidnapped in Dunfermline by Boney M.

This needs to be expanded upon. [emoji3]

[Oooooft]

http://seoi.net/penint/

 

 

Draw some shapes on your phone, then shake the phone.

[8MileBU]

T2 Trainspotting is on Netflix now.

 

Couple of chuckles in it, but despite looking forward to it when it was released, I thought it was a bang average film. In hindsight I think it probably shouldn’t have been made.

[Stellaboz]

An outstanding film, cracking soundtrack and a brilliant sequel based more loosely on Porno than originally intended.