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6 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:
7 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:
If you’re around Dunfermline and want a veggie pie then macaroni is no longer the only choice. Stephens do a chilli, cauliflower, cheese and broccoli one that is v tasty. 

That sounds ok in theory but you are still a fucking beast

That’s quite hurtful m8.

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2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:
3 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:
That’s quite hurtful m8.

Why? I said it sounded ok?

Oh okay, I must have misread it. I thought you called me a a bad word. They’ve won some bakery industry awards for those pies. 

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Oh okay, I must have misread it. I thought you called me a a bad word. They’ve won some bakery industry awards for those pies. 
I would consider buying one to act as a street food equivalent of a side dish, obviously going on the side of a pie containing something that used to have a face.
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2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:
4 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:
Oh okay, I must have misread it. I thought you called me a a bad word. They’ve won some bakery industry awards for those pies. 

I would consider buying one to act as a street food equivalent of a side dish, obviously going on the side of a pie containing something that used to have a face.

I’d normally go for two pies/birdies - the main course. Steak and haggis pie and maybe a veggie one. A buttered roll as the side and a then Mrs B and a doughnut as dessert. Carton of Ribena too. 

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6 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:
26 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:
I’d normally go for two pies/birdies - the main course. Steak and haggis pie and maybe a veggie one. A buttered roll as the side and a then Mrs B and a doughnut as dessert. Carton of Ribena too. 

Ring, or filled?

Must resist.

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4 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:
24 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:
I’d normally go for two pies/birdies - the main course. Steak and haggis pie and maybe a veggie one. A buttered roll as the side and a then Mrs B and a doughnut as dessert. Carton of Ribena too. 

Ring, or filled?

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17 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:
37 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:
I’d normally go for two pies/birdies - the main course. Steak and haggis pie and maybe a veggie one. A buttered roll as the side and a then Mrs B and a doughnut as dessert. Carton of Ribena too. 

Ring, or filled?

Glazed. As for the doughnut, has to be jam.

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Taking my 3 year old to his Tiger Cubs class last night and he needed a pish before he went in.  I take him in to the cubicle and he's happily sitting pishing away.  There is another couple of guys in the toilets at this point.

He's got to the point in his life where his lifelong fascination with his cock (which he currently thinks is called his "peanut") has started.  He chose this moment to loudly declare "I've got a little peanut and you've got a huge peanut".

I've never been more embarrassed/chuffed at the same time.*

 

 

 

*His definition of huge is a bit on the generous side, unfortunately

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Are we also ignoring the fact that the toaster killer has just called Forfars greatest contribution to mankind a birdie??

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1 hour ago, Bairnardo said:
1 hour ago, Shandon Par said:
Oh okay, I must have misread it. I thought you called me a a bad word. They’ve won some bakery industry awards for those pies. 

I would consider buying one to act as a street food equivalent of a side dish, obviously going on the side of a pie containing something that used to have a face.

The face is the best bit.

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