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19 hours ago, Shandon Par said:

There's a whole generation of young posters who missed out on all the classic mad cow jokes. 

Two cows stood in a field - one turns to the other and says, "Here, have you heard of that mad cow disease?"

The other says, "Don't ask me mate, I'm a helicopter".

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8 minutes ago, Tynierose said:

One of the big memories I have of the time was the reprehensible Tory twat John Gummer making his daughter eat a burger.

Tory family values at their best.

Ironically one of Gummer's friends lost a daughter to the human form of BSE namely CJD.

His son is now a tory politician, his daughter is called Cordelia.  Disgusting.

 

I've met the Tefal heided cùnt. Tefal heided cùnt is the best thing I can say about him.

ETA, photo, for the avoidance of doubt,

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On 19/10/2018 at 14:59, Shandon Par said:

News reports of a "Black panther" (the furry, rather than the militant kind, though who can say what beliefs the cat may hold?) terrorising Ayrshire. Videos of "3 ft tall" black cats are always just domestic moggies.

Scottish SPCA say "f**k looking for a big cat" and surprisingly a police helicopter search found no trace of the beast. 

I'm looking forward to the PM from DeeMan of the cat munching on a KA-based poster. 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-45914506

As Killie played Dondeh a couple of weeks back I wonder if Biggie (RIP) in a fit of pique has unleashed The Smudger to terrorise Ayrshire...

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