Middleton Mouse Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Erm... you'll need to explain that one to me. Actually no don't I get it now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gc_smfc Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 I've just won a copy of Motherwell's 1991 cup final video 'Simply the greatest'. I was fairly intoxicated, and entered the joke ... where's the best place to put out your fags? Barrymore's pool. Unfortunately this was deemed to be one of the funniest jokes, hence having now having this video in my possession. So I'm looking for a more suitable home for it, instead of it staying in my flat when I leave in May. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted March 31, 2010 Author Share Posted March 31, 2010 I've just won a copy of Motherwell's 1991 cup final video 'Simply the greatest'. I was fairly intoxicated, and entered the joke ... where's the best place to put out your fags? Barrymore's pool. Unfortunately this was deemed to be one of the funniest jokes, hence having now having this video in my possession. So I'm looking for a more suitable home for it, instead of it staying in my flat when I leave in May. What Pub Quiz? Not Common Rooms by any chance? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gc_smfc Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Yes it was. Chairman Wow was my team name, to be fair the other team with the 'better' joke didn't want it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted March 31, 2010 Author Share Posted March 31, 2010 Yes it was. Chairman Wow was my team name, to be fair the other team with the 'better' joke didn't want it You a regular? Our team goes about once a month. Fife's a Bitch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gc_smfc Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Nah, usually go to the captains rest, but the quiz isn't on when there's football. The common room quiz is far easier, we should have won tonight, but my team said that Slyvester Stallone had a top 40 hit when I was in the pisser, we also fucked up the cards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted March 31, 2010 Author Share Posted March 31, 2010 Nah, usually go to the captains rest, but the quiz isn't on when there's football. The common room quiz is far easier, we should have won tonight, but my team said that Slyvester Stallone had a top 40 hit when I was in the pisser, we also fucked up the cards. Common Rooms has weeks of being really easy then weeks of being pretty tough. A couple of months back we only got 2 questions wrong all night, but occasionally every team gets at least 6 or 7 wrong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 My team member and I (there's only the two of us) have just been informed that there is to be a review of the Operational Support Team (us) functions in the light of the Customs/Immigration merger. We have been given current main tasks and have until 9th April to respond. We are on Bank and Public holidays from tomorrow until Tuesday, leaving us just three days to respond if we want. This review could either be very good or very bad..... -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 My team member and I (there's only the two of us) have just been informed that there is to be a review of the Operational Support Team (us) functions in the light of the Customs/Immigration merger. We have been given current main tasks and have until 9th April to respond. We are on Bank and Public holidays from tomorrow until Tuesday, leaving us just three days to respond if we want. This review could either be very good or very bad..... That should be good enough for half a dozen or so Red Spots. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 That should be good enough for half a dozen or so Red Spots. Makes no odds to me. I am just saddened that somebody thought it appropriate to red dot my link to the BBC News story on the Biggar bus crash thread, twice. Pettiness is insufficient to sum that kind of mentality up. The bad news bit could be that I havea to shift to our Festival Court office and actually do some work. The good news bit could be that they restructure the work so much they make me constructively redundant, at which I grab the cash and make off after 32 years service, collecting my lump sum on the the way! I'll see how it goes. If everything goes completely tits up, are you free for some career advice?! -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Makes no odds to me. I am just saddened that somebody thought it appropriate to red dot my link to the BBC News story on the Biggar bus crash thread, twice. Pettiness is insufficient to sum that kind of mentality up. The bad news bit could be that I havea to shift to our Festival Court office and actually do some work. The good news bit could be that they restructure the work so much they make me constructively redundant, at which I grab the cash and make off after 32 years service, collecting my lump sum on the the way! I'll see how it goes. If everything goes completely tits up, are you free for some career advice?! That's fucking ridiculous. This dot thing should be scrapped, it's become a farce and a way for childish p***ks to get a cheap dig in whilst remaining anonymous. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkagTrendy Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 If I wasn't on my iPod, you would of got a red one, Pete. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 That's fucking ridiculous. This dot thing should be scrapped, it's become a farce and a way for childish p***ks to get a cheap dig in whilst remaining anonymous. Its become a farce? Hardly. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Its become a farce? Hardly. Shut up you fat p***k. Your opinion is unwelcome here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkagTrendy Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 It's really not that much of a big deal, is it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Shut up you fat p***k. Your opinion is unwelcome here. Oh, actually, you're right! Your well thought out argument has convinced me, the reputation system IS a farce. I can't believe I was so blind. Thank you for showing me the light in such a reasonable and conclusive way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 That's fucking ridiculous. This dot thing should be scrapped, it's become a farce and a way for childish p***ks to get a cheap dig in whilst remaining anonymous. I couldn't agree more. Oh, and anonymously, you're a c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkagTrendy Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Personal abuse is too far, f**k you Pete. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 I couldn't agree more. Oh, and anonymously, you're a c**t. You love me really big boy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 You love me really big boy I would if there wasn't an outside chance of catching the 'Killie'. I'm ugly enough, I don't need to be warty and smelly too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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